(Humor) Mosquito. [Eng+Spa]

pedrobrito2004 in LOLZ's Fun House • 10 days ago (edited)

A father goes to go boating to a small lake with his son. When he returns home, his face is bad, and he has a deep red mark on his cheek.

— Husband, what happened to your face?

— There was a VERY big mosquito…

— Did that mosquito bite you?!

— No, the boy killed it with a hit of the oar.

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Un padre sale de paseo a un pequeño lago con su hijo. Al regresar a casa tiene mala cara, y una fuerte marca roja en la mejilla.

— Esposo, ¿Qué te pasó en la cara?

— Había un mosquito MUY grande…

— ¡¿Te picó ese mosquito?!

— No, el niño lo mató con un golpe de remo.

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10 days ago in LOLZ's Fun House by pedrobrito2004

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soltecno 9 days ago

No es su culpa, pero debe haber dolido, je je je.

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pedrobrito2004 9 days ago (edited)

Sometimes, when we want to help, it can be like the old saying: "There are remedies that can be worse than the disease."

A veces, al querer ayudar, puede pasar como el viejo refrán: «Es peor el remedio que la enfermedad».

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soltecno 8 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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naath 9 days ago

Dios mío jajaja 😂, los niños siempre tienen una manera ocurrente de resolver las situaciones. Un abrazo 🤗

My goodness hahaha 😂, kids always have a witty way of solving situations. A hug 🤗

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pedrobrito2004 9 days ago

Algunas soluciones puede ser más dolorosas que el problema.

Some solutions may be more painful than the problem.

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repayme4568 10 days ago

That red mark was from the mosquito’s buttocks, it seem the boy was fast to hit it.

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pedrobrito2004 9 days ago

The boy was faster than the mosquito, but I think the impact of an oar to the face is worse than a mosquito bite. Anyway, the boy's good intentions are appreciated, but it hurts to think about getting hit with an oar. 😅🛶🤪

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repayme4568 9 days ago

Yes, oar was not something he should used at situations like that, but his hands, even using his hands, it will be gently, so that not to slap him.

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pedrobrito2004 9 days ago

True, but it was thanks to the child's absurd solution that the anecdote became a joke. 😅

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pedrobrito2004 10 days ago

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