#hive-155986Unmoderated tagAll postsTrendingHotNewPromotedPayoutspedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago(Humor) Superstitions. + Superticiones. [Eng+Spa]Two thieves broke into a hotel room to steal, but the alarm went off and they heard security personnel running down the hall. Quick, let's jump out the window to…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago(Humor) Circles. + Círculos. [Eng+Spa]In an army, a not-too-bright officer is addressing the soldiers. To explain something, he draws a circle on a nearby blackboard and says: — To make the explanation clearer, I'm…mikestrings in #hive-155986 • 9 months agoLOLZ FUNNY MEMES  Mosquito. [Eng+Spa]A father goes to go boating to a small lake with his son. When he returns home, his face is bad, and he has a deep red mark on his cheek. — Husband, what happened to your…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 months ago(Humor) Pink + Rosado [Eng+Spa]During a commando operation, an assault group arrives at a warehouse where they suspect their enemies are secretly meeting. They have an assault plan prepared, but they see that…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 months ago(Humor) We lost one thing. + Perdimos una cosa. [Eng+Spa]In the rear of a battle, a soldier comes running and shouts: “General! We lost the battle!” The general jumps up, looks at him, and shouts back: “What are you doing here? Go…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 months ago(Humor) A question of language. + Cuestión de idioma. [Eng+Spa]A kind but somewhat dim-witted man adopted a cute German Shepherd from a dog shelter. When he left, one of the staff saw that the colleague who had cared for him was exhausted.…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 months ago(Humor) Short-term amnesia. + Amnesia a corto plazo. [Eng+Spa]An elderly man walks into a health care office, worried, and speaks to the doctor: “Doctor, I have short-term memory problems. Someone says something to me and I forget it…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 months ago(Humor) Being on a diet. + Estar a dieta. [Eng+Spa]In a bakery, a “very robust” person asks the waiter: — Please bring me another slice of cake. But make it very small, because I'm on a diet. — As small as the other seven you…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 months ago(Humor) Polyglot. + Políglota. [Eng+Spa]A clueless tourist in Italy walks into a small restaurant in Piedmont, sits down, and orders: — May I have an omelet, please. — French or Italian omelet? — Man! Thank…
