#hive-155986Unmoderated tagAll postsTrendingHotNewPromotedPayoutspedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 days agoSleepy. + Soñoliento. [Eng+Spa]I have no idea why I feel like a freshly wrung-out rag, simply drained of energy and with a desire to sleep that has prevented me from doing almost anything all day. I'm going…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 22 hours ago(Short humor) Teddy bear and dessert [Eng+Spa] Osito de peluche y postre.Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.+++ +++ +++ ¿Por qué el osito de peluche rechazó el postre? Porque ya estaba re-lleno.pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 days ago(Humor) Short joke. + Chiste breve. [Eng+Spa]What does an egg say to a frying pan? You've fried me.+++ +++ +++*+++ ¿Qué le dice un huevo a una sartén? Me tienes frito.  Parrots +++ Loros [Eng+Spa]A man walks into a pet shop and asks the following: —Hello, I'd like to know the price of this parrot. —One thousand dollars. —Why so much? —Well, it speaks English…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last yearShoe Humor + Humor para zapatos [Eng+Spa]What does one shoe say to another? They're stepping on us!+++ ¿Qué le dice un zapato a otro zapato? ¡Nos están pisando!  Milk + Leche [Eng+Spa].At a school, the teacher is collecting the students' homework and notices one assignment is very short. She looks at the child and says the following: —Wait there a moment. Why…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last month(Humor) Salaries + Salarios. [Eng+Spa]A man goes to a job interview, and when they talk about salary, they say the following: —Well, you'll start at US$1000 and later you'll reach US$2000. —Oh, well then, I'll…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 months ago(Humor) Police Response + Respuesta policial [Eng+Spa](Versión en español más abajo).pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 months ago(Humor) Mosquito [Eng+Spa]Do you know what a mosquito said to a group of people at a meeting? "Don't applaud me; my birthday party is still a long way off."+++ +++ +++*+++ ¿Sabes qué le dijopedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last yearIs Dad joking? + ¿Papá bromea? [Eng+Spa]Dad, Dad, did you marry Mom in a church or through a civil registry? I got married… because I'm stupid! +++ Papá, papá, ¿vos te casaste con mamá por la iglesia o por elpedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last yearBlack humor in couples + Humor negro en pareja [Eng+Spa]— Honey, I want us to have a nice weekend. So we can make up. — Okay, see you on Monday… +++ Amor, quiero que pasemos un lindo fin de semana. Para reconciliarnospedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 9 months ago(Humor) Mosquito. [Eng+Spa]A father goes to go boating to a small lake with his son. When he returns home, his face is bad, and he has a deep red mark on his cheek. — Husband, what happened to your…
