#hive-155986Unmoderated tagAll postsTrendingHotNewPromotedPayoutsmikestrings in #hive-155986 • last yearLOLZ FUNNY MEMES  Parrots +++ Loros [Eng+Spa]A man walks into a pet shop and asks the following: —Hello, I'd like to know the price of this parrot. —One thousand dollars. —Why so much? —Well, it speaks English…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last yearShoe Humor + Humor para zapatos [Eng+Spa]What does one shoe say to another? They're stepping on us!+++ ¿Qué le dice un zapato a otro zapato? ¡Nos están pisando!  Milk + Leche [Eng+Spa].At a school, the teacher is collecting the students' homework and notices one assignment is very short. She looks at the child and says the following: —Wait there a moment. Why…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 11 days ago(Humor) Salaries + Salarios. [Eng+Spa]A man goes to a job interview, and when they talk about salary, they say the following: —Well, you'll start at US$1000 and later you'll reach US$2000. —Oh, well then, I'll…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 24 days ago(Humor) Police Response + Respuesta policial [Eng+Spa](Versión en español más abajo).pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 28 days ago(Humor) Mosquito [Eng+Spa]Do you know what a mosquito said to a group of people at a meeting? "Don't applaud me; my birthday party is still a long way off."+++ +++ +++*+++ ¿Sabes qué le dijopedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last yearIs Dad joking? + ¿Papá bromea? [Eng+Spa]Dad, Dad, did you marry Mom in a church or through a civil registry? I got married… because I'm stupid! +++ Papá, papá, ¿vos te casaste con mamá por la iglesia o por elpedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last yearBlack humor in couples + Humor negro en pareja [Eng+Spa]— Honey, I want us to have a nice weekend. So we can make up. — Okay, see you on Monday… +++ Amor, quiero que pasemos un lindo fin de semana. Para reconciliarnospedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 months ago(Humor) Mosquito. [Eng+Spa]A father goes to go boating to a small lake with his son. When he returns home, his face is bad, and he has a deep red mark on his cheek. — Husband, what happened to your…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 months ago(Humor) Pink + Rosado [Eng+Spa]During a commando operation, an assault group arrives at a warehouse where they suspect their enemies are secretly meeting. They have an assault plan prepared, but they see that…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 months ago(Humor) We lost one thing. + Perdimos una cosa. [Eng+Spa]In the rear of a battle, a soldier comes running and shouts: “General! We lost the battle!” The general jumps up, looks at him, and shouts back: “What are you doing here? Go…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 months ago(Humor) A question of language. + Cuestión de idioma. [Eng+Spa]A kind but somewhat dim-witted man adopted a cute German Shepherd from a dog shelter. When he left, one of the staff saw that the colleague who had cared for him was exhausted.…
