(Humor) Pink + Rosado [Eng+Spa]

in LOLZ's Fun House4 days ago (edited)
During a commando operation, an assault group arrives at a warehouse where they suspect their enemies are secretly meeting. They have an assault plan prepared, but they see that there are three gates at the site and contact headquarters for instructions.

— Headquarters, this is Wolf-1. I'm transmitting the situation via helmet cam; there are three gates. If we assault the wrong one, we'll lose the element of surprise. Which is the meeting gate?

— Wolf-1, this is Headquarters. It's the Pale Pink color Gate; not the Old Rose or Salmon Pink one.

Wolf-1 is silent for a few seconds, and speaks to his assault team.

— Okay, guys. We switch to Plan B, wait for them to finish their meeting and open the gate to attack them. Because to me, all these gates are PINK! I don't have a Pantone Color Wheel calibrator in my eye, and the idiot at Headquarters looks like he's a Graphic Designer!

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Durante una operación comando, un grupo de asalto llega a un sitio de depósitos en que se sospechan que se reúnen secretamente sus enemigos. Tienen preparado el plan de asalto, pero ven que en el sitio hay tres puertas y se comunican con la central para pedir instrucciones.

— Central, acá Lobo-1. Transmito por cámara de casco la situación, hay tres puertas, si asaltamos la equivocada perderemos el factor sorpresa. ¿Cuál es la puerta de reunión?

— Lobo-1, acá Central. Es la Puerta color Rosa Pálido, no la de Rosa-Vieja, ni la de Rosa Salmón.

Lobo-1 guarda silencio por unos segundos y luego habla a su equipo de asalto.

— Okay, muchachos. Cambiamos a Plan B, esperamos a que ellos terminen su reunión y abran la puerta para atacarlos. ¡Porque para mí todas estas puertas son Rosadas! ¡No tengo un calibrador de Rueda Cromática de Pantone en el ojo, y el idiota en Central parece que es Diseñador Gráfico!




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Hay que despedir a ese coordinador, no sabe dirigir al comando.

La cuestión es que la instrucción fue bien específica, pero muy mal dada, en serio que el coordinador como que cree que todos tienen un calibrador de colores en los ojos 😅

It seems they had a wrong information, and then didn’t make a mistake, situation’s like this, when the information we received are not the way it was said, can be so confusing. But wolf-1 have a good plan.

Maybe the bosses didn't have accurate information, or didn't know how to give instructions in a way that was understandable, but it's always good for those in charge of the field work to have some backup plans to save the day.

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That as well got me laughing very much 😁🤣, does it mean the boss messed up? Well, nobody is above mistake, planning involved calculations, and sometimes, we missed to calculate perfectly.

Even in maths classes, homework’s are mark step by step, and it is not until he/she got an answer correctly.

He was on track for saving himself, he is the boss.

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