#jokeUnmoderated tagAll postsTrendingHotNewPromotedPayoutspedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago(Humor) Serpent + Serpiente [Eng+Spa]A census taker in a remote town arrives at a house with the name “Eden” on its sign. He knocks, and a young man comes out, dressed only in a loincloth… The census taker…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 days ago(Short Humor) Life is... + La vida es... [Eng+Esp]What did one stone say to another? +++ ¿Qué le dijo una piedra a otra?  Knock, knock! + Toc, toc. [Eng+Spa]— Knock, knock! — Who's knocking at the door? — The love of your life! — Don't lie to me: Beer can't talk. +++ 😅🍺👍 +++ — ¡Toc, toc! — ¿Quién es? — ¡El amopedrobrito2004 in #humor • 6 days agoJoke… or reflection? + ¿Chiste… o reflexión? [Eng+Spa]I recently saw a short story, which was meant to be a joke, but it left me with several things to reflect on, and I wanted to share it: An elderly man sits next to his young…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 6 days agoGood advice, with a touch of cruel humor + Un buen consejo, con un toque de humor cruel [Eng+Esp]If you finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, before you rejoice, be careful. It might be a train coming at full speed.+++ Si por fin ves la luz al final del túnel, antespedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 6 days ago(Humor) Incorruptible [Eng+Esp]At a Mafia meeting, one boss says to another: I heard you're having trouble in your area with an 'incorruptible' official. And the other gangster looks at him, a little…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 6 days ago(Humor) Much changed + Muy Cambiado [Eng+Spa]A notable dumb greets a man on the street: — Man, Alberto, I'm glad to see you, how you've changed. — I'm not Alberto. — You even changed your name, you surprise me. +++pedrobrito2004 in #blog • 19 days agoSunday with humor + Domingo con humor. [Eng+Spa][Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen.](pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last monthShoe Humor + Humor para zapatos [Eng+Spa]What does one shoe say to another? They're stepping on us!+++ ¿Qué le dice un zapato a otro zapato? ¡Nos están pisando!  three-words + Tres Palabras [Eng+Spa]Three friends got together, and one suggested (as soon as the third friend arrived) that they compete to see who had the worst three-word sentence. The first girl said: “I told…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 days ago(Humor) IKEA instructions + Instrucciones IKEA [Eng+Spa]A woman arrives home, and her husband greets her very excitedly. “Look, honey, I already assembled the Ikea bed that arrived today. And it fits perfectly, I assembled good…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 days ago(Humor&Fidelity) You have to be careful + Hay que cuidarse [Eng+Spa]Two friends were talking during a break at work: “Well, now I have to be very careful not to get pregnant,” the woman said, worried. “But your husband recently had a…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 9 days ago(Cruel Humor) Very ugly + Muy feo. [Eng+Spa]Once upon a time, there was a guy so ugly, so extremely ugly, and with so little sex appeal, that he was a virgin when he got divorced. +++ Había un tipo tan feo, tan extremadapedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 9 days ago(Humor) Do your eyes snore? + ¿Los ojos roncan? [Eng+Spa]In a busy office, they're working the night shift, and you hear: — Wake up, Mark! — Um… I didn't fall asleep. I was just resting my eyes… — Well, then your eyes were snoring… +++pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 10 days ago(Humor) 'Santa Claus' life stage scale. + Escala 'Santa Claus' de estadios de la vida. [Eng+Spa]In a men's long life, there are four stages: First, you believe in Santa Claus, then you don't believe in Santa Claus, then you are 'Santa Claus' and finally, you look like Santa Claus. +++pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 12 days ago(Short Humor) How long is a Monday? + ¿Cuánto dura un lunes? [Eng+Spa]A day on the planet Mercury lasts 1,408 hours. The same as a Monday on Earth…+++ Un día en el planeta Mercurio dura 1408 horas. Lo mismo que un lunes en la Tierra…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 13 days ago(Humor) Telltale Face + Cara delatora [Eng+Spa]At a get-together, a guy says to another: — No offense, but your new friend looks like a fool face. — Yeah, well… he's the kind of person we have to put instructions for use shampoo.+++pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 13 days ago(Humor) A matter of sign + Cuestión de signo. [Eng+Spa]A guy calls into a fortune-telling show to find out how his marriage will turn out, and they ask him: — Tell me, what is your wife's birth sign? — Well… It must be…
