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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday
(Humor) Gaze. + Mirada. [Eng+Spa]
Does your cat give you tender glances? Yes, when he closes his eyes. +++ ¿Tu gato te da miradas tiernas? Sí, cuando cierra los ojos.
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 hours ago
(Humor) Poor skill + Pésima habilidad. [Eng+Spa]
Two friends meet after a while and sit down to talk about the news: — My doctor recommended I stop playing soccer. — Do you have a problem with your knee? Or did he diagnose…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 days ago
(Humor) I always have the last word. + Tengo la última palabra [Eng+Spa]
A friend says to another: — When I argue with my wife, I always have the last word. — Really? — Yes, that's right. I always say: “Whatever you want, honey”. +++ Un
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 days ago
(Humor) Selective Hedonism. + Hedonismo selectivo. [Eng+Spa]
Two college students meet and talk: — I heard you were interested in philosophical hedonism. — Yes, I'm just learning about this position that it's pleasure that determines…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago
(Short Humor) What did say to... + Qué le dijo... [Eng+Spa]
What did one worm say to another worm in a fruit shop? “I'll be right back, I'm going around the apple”. +++ ¿Qué le dijo un gusano a otro gusano en una frutería? “Ya vue
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago
(Humor) Double infidelity. + Doble engaño. [Eng+Spa]
An infidel couple is resting on a sofa, the woman receives a call. “Hi… well, no problem, let me know when you come on the way.” Her lover saw that she had a rare…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 6 days ago
(Humor) School doubt. + Duda escolar. [Eng+Spa]
A child arrives very worried to the classroom and asks his teacher: — Teacher, you would punish me for something I have not done. — Of course not. — Well, I have not done my homework… +++
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 days ago
(Humor) How to Make Friends? + ¿Cómo hacer amigos? [Eng+Spa]
A very surly man aggressively enters a bookstore, goes straight to the counter, skips the line, and rudely tells the salesman: — I need a book on “How to Make Friends.” Bring…
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pedrobrito2004 in #humor • 5 days ago
(Humor) Chiste de edad, solo en español.
En un grupo, un amigo nos preguntó: “Entre un niño de 1 año y un pollo de 1 año, ¿Cuál es más viejo?” Luego de que discutimos un rato, sin acertar, nos dijo: “El pollo es más…
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pedrobrito2004 in #blog • 2 months ago
Sunday with humor + Domingo con humor. [Eng+Spa]
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 months ago
Shoe Humor + Humor para zapatos [Eng+Spa]
What does one shoe say to another? They're stepping on us!+++ ¿Qué le dice un zapato a otro zapato? ¡Nos están pisando! ![](
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 months ago
Is Dad joking? + ¿Papá bromea? [Eng+Spa]
Dad, Dad, did you marry Mom in a church or through a civil registry? I got married… because I'm stupid! +++ Papá, papá, ¿vos te casaste con mamá por la iglesia o por el
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 months ago
Black humor in couples + Humor negro en pareja [Eng+Spa]
— Honey, I want us to have a nice weekend. So we can make up. — Okay, see you on Monday… +++ Amor, quiero que pasemos un lindo fin de semana. Para reconciliarnos
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 days ago
(Humor) Religious? + ¿Religioso? [Eng+Spa]
Two friends sit down to eat the lunches they brought from home. One of them (before opening the box) joins her hands and prays silently. The other friend looks at her and, when…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 days ago
(Humor) Drunken recklessness + Imprudencia beoda. [Eng+Spa]
A scoundrel sneaks into a wedding party and gets drunk. When he sees the bride arrive, he's shocked and says to someone next to him: — Look how ugly the bride is! — How dare…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 10 days ago
(Humor) Uncomfortable sincerity. + Sinceridad incómoda. [Eng+Spa]
In a future city, a man enters a store to buy: — Do you give me a soda? — Yes, here you have. It costs 8 credits. — Here is 10. — Can I give you your change in mint…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 11 days ago
(Humor) Don't worry + Sin problemas. [Eng+Spa]
A boss passes through a work station and note to a very drunk employee, with enough liquor on the table, and during working hours. He enraged and shouts: — Joseph! Doesn't you…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 11 days ago
(Humor) Said, done. + Se dice, se hace. [Eng+Spa]
These are two friends chatting online, and one of them writes: — Well, I have to log out. — What happened? It's not even dawn yet, so we can continue. And you've said goodbye…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 11 days ago
(Humor) Relatives? + ¿Familiares? [Eng+Spa]
A couple was arguing in a car. The man saw some donkeys on the side of the road and said to the woman in an annoyed tone: “Relatives of yours?” To which she replied: “Yes, like my in-laws!” +++
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 15 days ago
(Humor) Half or full? + ¿Medio o completo? [Eng+Spa]
— Honey, I think your dad thinks I'm half-witted. — Don't worry, that's because he only knows you halfway. — So, when he gets to know me completely, he'll stop thinking that…
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