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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 17 hours ago
(Short Humor) Life is... + La vida es... [Eng+Esp]
What did one stone say to another? +++ ¿Qué le dijo una piedra a otra? ![](
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago
(Humor&Fidelity) You have to be careful + Hay que cuidarse [Eng+Spa]
Two friends were talking during a break at work: “Well, now I have to be very careful not to get pregnant,” the woman said, worried. “But your husband recently had a…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 6 days ago
(Humor) Do your eyes snore? + ¿Los ojos roncan? [Eng+Spa]
In a busy office, they're working the night shift, and you hear: — Wake up, Mark! — Um… I didn't fall asleep. I was just resting my eyes… — Well, then your eyes were snoring… +++
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago
(Humor) IKEA instructions + Instrucciones IKEA [Eng+Spa]
A woman arrives home, and her husband greets her very excitedly. “Look, honey, I already assembled the Ikea bed that arrived today. And it fits perfectly, I assembled good…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 7 days ago
(Humor) 'Santa Claus' life stage scale. + Escala 'Santa Claus' de estadios de la vida. [Eng+Spa]
In a men's long life, there are four stages: First, you believe in Santa Claus, then you don't believe in Santa Claus, then you are 'Santa Claus' and finally, you look like Santa Claus. +++
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pedrobrito2004 in #humor • 2 days ago
Joke… or reflection? + ¿Chiste… o reflexión? [Eng+Spa]
I recently saw a short story, which was meant to be a joke, but it left me with several things to reflect on, and I wanted to share it: An elderly man sits next to his young…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago
Good advice, with a touch of cruel humor + Un buen consejo, con un toque de humor cruel [Eng+Esp]
If you finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, before you rejoice, be careful. It might be a train coming at full speed.+++ Si por fin ves la luz al final del túnel, antes
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago
(Humor) three-words + Tres Palabras [Eng+Spa]
Three friends got together, and one suggested (as soon as the third friend arrived) that they compete to see who had the worst three-word sentence. The first girl said: “I told…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 6 days ago
(Cruel Humor) Very ugly + Muy feo. [Eng+Spa]
Once upon a time, there was a guy so ugly, so extremely ugly, and with so little sex appeal, that he was a virgin when he got divorced. +++ Había un tipo tan feo, tan extremada
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago
(Humor) Incorruptible [Eng+Esp]
At a Mafia meeting, one boss says to another: I heard you're having trouble in your area with an 'incorruptible' official. And the other gangster looks at him, a little…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago
(Humor) Much changed + Muy Cambiado [Eng+Spa]
A notable dumb greets a man on the street: — Man, Alberto, I'm glad to see you, how you've changed. — I'm not Alberto. — You even changed your name, you surprise me. +++
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pedrobrito2004 in #blog • 16 days ago
Sunday with humor + Domingo con humor. [Eng+Spa]
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last month
Shoe Humor + Humor para zapatos [Eng+Spa]
What does one shoe say to another? They're stepping on us!+++ ¿Qué le dice un zapato a otro zapato? ¡Nos están pisando! ![](
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last month
Is Dad joking? + ¿Papá bromea? [Eng+Spa]
Dad, Dad, did you marry Mom in a church or through a civil registry? I got married… because I'm stupid! +++ Papá, papá, ¿vos te casaste con mamá por la iglesia o por el
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • last month
Black humor in couples + Humor negro en pareja [Eng+Spa]
— Honey, I want us to have a nice weekend. So we can make up. — Okay, see you on Monday… +++ Amor, quiero que pasemos un lindo fin de semana. Para reconciliarnos
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 9 days ago
(Short Humor) How long is a Monday? + ¿Cuánto dura un lunes? [Eng+Spa]
A day on the planet Mercury lasts 1,408 hours. The same as a Monday on Earth…+++ Un día en el planeta Mercurio dura 1408 horas. Lo mismo que un lunes en la Tierra…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 9 days ago
(Humor) Telltale Face + Cara delatora [Eng+Spa]
At a get-together, a guy says to another: — No offense, but your new friend looks like a fool face. — Yeah, well… he's the kind of person we have to put instructions for use shampoo.+++
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 9 days ago
(Humor) A matter of sign + Cuestión de signo. [Eng+Spa]
A guy calls into a fortune-telling show to find out how his marriage will turn out, and they ask him: — Tell me, what is your wife's birth sign? — Well… It must be…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 9 days ago
(Humor) Awkward Questions. + Preguntas incómodas. [Eng+Spa]
A young woman visits her parents' house. How are your studies going at university? Can we talk about something else? Okay, so how's it going with your…
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pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 9 days ago
(Humor?) Speed paradox + Paradoja en velocidad. [Eng+Spa]
We live in a country where the pizza delivery guy arrives faster than the police.+++ Vivimos en un país donde el motorizado que reparte pizza llega más rápido que la policía.<
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