#jokeUnmoderated tagAll postsTrendingHotNewPromotedPayoutspedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 days ago(Humor) Grades + Calificaciones. [Eng+Spa]A little boy runs happily home, and upon seeing his mother, says: Mom, I got my report card, and I got a 10! 10? That's the highest grade; that's great. What subjects…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 days ago(Humor) Eggs... + Huevos... [Eng+Spa]A man goes to check on the chickens and finds his young son feeding them... chocolate. Puzzled, the man asks: Son, why are you feeding the chickens chocolate? So our…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago(Humor) ¿Mucho amor? + Much love? [Eng+Spa]A thief enters an investor's house, with the information that he has money hidden in his house. Upon entering with a gun in hand, he subdues the man and his wife and points at…pedrobrito2004 in #blog • 11 months agoSunday with humor + Domingo con humor. [Eng+Spa][Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen.](pedrobrito2004 in #hive-104024 • 8 months ago(MEME) Sunday mode + Endomingado [Eng+Spa]Hello people. It is the early morning of Sunday, and I am finishing reviewing some things in my mail, I'm almost going to sleep, to rest for a few hours and continue tomorrow.…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-122221 • 8 months ago6110 Hive Power [Eng+Spa]All growth is welcome, especially if it's one where compound interest is working in our favor. That's the case with HivePower on the HIVE #Blockchain. Very recently, I…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-125125 • 3 months agoThe first Monday. + El primer lunes. [Eng+Spa]It's the first Monday of 2026, and we've had a pretty crazy and hectic start to the year in this part of the world. But we have to wait and see how things unfold from now on.…mamaemigrante in #hive-148441 • 4 months agoCuentos de amores por Yahoo! / Love stories by Yahoo!pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 15 days ago(Humor) Parrots +++ Loros [Eng+Spa]A man walks into a pet shop and asks the following: —Hello, I'd like to know the price of this parrot. —One thousand dollars. —Why so much? —Well, it speaks English…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 11 months agoShoe Humor + Humor para zapatos [Eng+Spa]What does one shoe say to another? They're stepping on us!+++ ¿Qué le dice un zapato a otro zapato? ¡Nos están pisando!  Milk + Leche [Eng+Spa].At a school, the teacher is collecting the students' homework and notices one assignment is very short. She looks at the child and says the following: —Wait there a moment. Why…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 12 days ago(Humor) Police Response + Respuesta policial [Eng+Spa](Versión en español más abajo).pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 16 days ago(Humor) Mosquito [Eng+Spa]Do you know what a mosquito said to a group of people at a meeting? "Don't applaud me; my birthday party is still a long way off."+++ +++ +++*+++ ¿Sabes qué le dijopedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 11 months agoIs Dad joking? + ¿Papá bromea? [Eng+Spa]Dad, Dad, did you marry Mom in a church or through a civil registry? I got married… because I'm stupid! +++ Papá, papá, ¿vos te casaste con mamá por la iglesia o por elpedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 11 months agoBlack humor in couples + Humor negro en pareja [Eng+Spa]— Honey, I want us to have a nice weekend. So we can make up. — Okay, see you on Monday… +++ Amor, quiero que pasemos un lindo fin de semana. Para reconciliarnospedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 months ago(Humor) Mosquito. [Eng+Spa]A father goes to go boating to a small lake with his son. When he returns home, his face is bad, and he has a deep red mark on his cheek. — Husband, what happened to your…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 months ago(Humor) Pink + Rosado [Eng+Spa]During a commando operation, an assault group arrives at a warehouse where they suspect their enemies are secretly meeting. They have an assault plan prepared, but they see that…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 months ago(Humor) We lost one thing. + Perdimos una cosa. [Eng+Spa]In the rear of a battle, a soldier comes running and shouts: “General! We lost the battle!” The general jumps up, looks at him, and shouts back: “What are you doing here? Go…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 months ago(Humor) A question of language. + Cuestión de idioma. [Eng+Spa]A kind but somewhat dim-witted man adopted a cute German Shepherd from a dog shelter. When he left, one of the staff saw that the colleague who had cared for him was exhausted.…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 months ago(Humor) Short-term amnesia. + Amnesia a corto plazo. [Eng+Spa]An elderly man walks into a health care office, worried, and speaks to the doctor: “Doctor, I have short-term memory problems. Someone says something to me and I forget it…