#jokeUnmoderated tagAll postsTrendingHotNewPromotedPayoutspedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago(Humor) A matter of weight. + Cuestión de peso. [Eng+Spa]A woman is babysitting some girls, but she walks away for a moment and hears a commotion. She runs back and finds one of the girls has hit another with a chair. “Martha! Why…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 days agoGrok humor. + Humor de Grok. [Eng+Spa]Today it occurred to me to consult the AI, Grok, asking me to tell me a joke. The conversation record was: I: “Tell me a joke about confusions due to people who act…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 7 days ago(Humor) Keys. + Llaves. [Eng+Spa]A guy sees a neighbor looking for something on the sidewalk near his house. Since it's nighttime, he thinks he should be a good neighbor and help out. — Hey, neighbor, do you…pedrobrito2004 in #blog • 5 months agoSunday with humor + Domingo con humor. [Eng+Spa][Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen.](pedrobrito2004 in #hive-104024 • 2 months ago(MEME) Sunday mode + Endomingado [Eng+Spa]Hello people. It is the early morning of Sunday, and I am finishing reviewing some things in my mail, I'm almost going to sleep, to rest for a few hours and continue tomorrow.…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-122221 • 2 months ago6110 Hive Power [Eng+Spa]All growth is welcome, especially if it's one where compound interest is working in our favor. That's the case with HivePower on the HIVE #Blockchain. Very recently, I…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 6 months agoShoe Humor + Humor para zapatos [Eng+Spa]What does one shoe say to another? They're stepping on us!+++ ¿Qué le dice un zapato a otro zapato? ¡Nos están pisando!  Mosquito. [Eng+Spa]A father goes to go boating to a small lake with his son. When he returns home, his face is bad, and he has a deep red mark on his cheek. — Husband, what happened to your…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 months ago(Humor) Pink + Rosado [Eng+Spa]During a commando operation, an assault group arrives at a warehouse where they suspect their enemies are secretly meeting. They have an assault plan prepared, but they see that…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 months ago(Humor) We lost one thing. + Perdimos una cosa. [Eng+Spa]In the rear of a battle, a soldier comes running and shouts: “General! We lost the battle!” The general jumps up, looks at him, and shouts back: “What are you doing here? Go…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 months ago(Humor) A question of language. + Cuestión de idioma. [Eng+Spa]A kind but somewhat dim-witted man adopted a cute German Shepherd from a dog shelter. When he left, one of the staff saw that the colleague who had cared for him was exhausted.…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 months ago(Humor) Short-term amnesia. + Amnesia a corto plazo. [Eng+Spa]An elderly man walks into a health care office, worried, and speaks to the doctor: “Doctor, I have short-term memory problems. Someone says something to me and I forget it…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 months ago(Humor) Being on a diet. + Estar a dieta. [Eng+Spa]In a bakery, a “very robust” person asks the waiter: — Please bring me another slice of cake. But make it very small, because I'm on a diet. — As small as the other seven you…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 months ago(Humor) Polyglot. + Políglota. [Eng+Spa]A clueless tourist in Italy walks into a small restaurant in Piedmont, sits down, and orders: — May I have an omelet, please. — French or Italian omelet? — Man! Thank…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 months ago(Ugly Humor) What a married life. + Vaya vida matrimonial. [Eng+Spa]In a war, a prisoner is facing a firing squad and asks as his last wish to see a photo of his wife. The firing squad searches through the prisoner's belongings in the prison…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 months ago(Humor) Order Dilemma. + Dilema de orden. [Eng+Spa]An elementary school boy sits in a classroom, very worried. His teacher thinks he's worried because of the math problems they have to do, and approaches him to ask: “What's got…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 months ago(Humor) Grandmother + Abuela. [Eng+Spa]A woman sees her elderly neighbor sitting outside and greets her. While they're talking, she asks: — What happened to your grandson's girlfriend? I saw her coming out crying.…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 months ago(Humor) Reason for visit. + Motivo de visita. [Eng+Spa]A man arrives at his mother-in-law's house looking very unhappy. The mother-in-law greets him with disgust and a frown, then asks: “So what are you doing here visiting?” “I…
