(Humor) Being on a diet. + Estar a dieta. [Eng+Spa]

in LOLZ's Fun House14 days ago (edited)
In a bakery, a “very robust” person asks the waiter:

— Please bring me another slice of cake. But make it very small, because I'm on a diet.
— As small as the other seven you just ate?
— Yes, and bring me another 2-liter bottle of soda, because it makes my throat very dry. Thank you.

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En una pastelería, una persona muy “robusta” pide al camarero:

— Por favor me traes otra porción de pastel. Pero que sea muy pequeñita, porque estoy a dieta.
— ¿Igual de pequeña que las otras siete que acaba de comer?
— Sí, y me traes también otra botella de 2 LT de gaseosa, es que se me seca mucho la garganta. Gracias.




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The customer think he is not eating a lot, meanwhile, he is ordering for the next one, what can eating more be than that? He seems to enjoy the meal?

I have seen cases in reality where a person does not realize that he is eating too much.

And when you look at it as a spectator, the situation seems so absurd that it's funny.

And, those person’s are foody, I am not surprised about it, since I am a foody as well. 😀🤣

Ja, ja ja, todo sea por la dieta.

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