#humorUnmoderated tagAll postsTrendingHotNewPromotedPayoutspedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday(Short Humor) Life is... + La vida es... [Eng+Esp]What did one stone say to another? +++ ¿Qué le dijo una piedra a otra?  You have to be careful + Hay que cuidarse [Eng+Spa]Two friends were talking during a break at work: “Well, now I have to be very careful not to get pregnant,” the woman said, worried. “But your husband recently had a…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 6 days ago(Humor) Do your eyes snore? + ¿Los ojos roncan? [Eng+Spa]In a busy office, they're working the night shift, and you hear: — Wake up, Mark! — Um… I didn't fall asleep. I was just resting my eyes… — Well, then your eyes were snoring… +++pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago(Humor) IKEA instructions + Instrucciones IKEA [Eng+Spa]A woman arrives home, and her husband greets her very excitedly. “Look, honey, I already assembled the Ikea bed that arrived today. And it fits perfectly, I assembled good…pedrobrito2004 in #humor • 3 days agoJoke… or reflection? + ¿Chiste… o reflexión? [Eng+Spa]I recently saw a short story, which was meant to be a joke, but it left me with several things to reflect on, and I wanted to share it: An elderly man sits next to his young…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days agoGood advice, with a touch of cruel humor + Un buen consejo, con un toque de humor cruel [Eng+Esp]If you finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, before you rejoice, be careful. It might be a train coming at full speed.+++ Si por fin ves la luz al final del túnel, antespedrobrito2004 in #hive-104024 • 7 days agoWaking up to incident + Despertar con incidentes. [Eng+Spa] MEME philosoraptorThis Wednesday is already my second day of bad sleep due to nighttime disturbances from the dogs in the area where I live (including the house dog). On top of that, a power…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago(Humor) three-words + Tres Palabras [Eng+Spa]Three friends got together, and one suggested (as soon as the third friend arrived) that they compete to see who had the worst three-word sentence. The first girl said: “I told…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 6 days ago(Cruel Humor) Very ugly + Muy feo. [Eng+Spa]Once upon a time, there was a guy so ugly, so extremely ugly, and with so little sex appeal, that he was a virgin when he got divorced. +++ Había un tipo tan feo, tan extremadapedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago(Humor) Incorruptible [Eng+Esp]At a Mafia meeting, one boss says to another: I heard you're having trouble in your area with an 'incorruptible' official. And the other gangster looks at him, a little…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago(Humor) Much changed + Muy Cambiado [Eng+Spa]A notable dumb greets a man on the street: — Man, Alberto, I'm glad to see you, how you've changed. — I'm not Alberto. — You even changed your name, you surprise me. +++pedrobrito2004 in #blog • 16 days agoSunday with humor + Domingo con humor. [Eng+Spa][Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen.](pedrobrito2004 in #blog • last monthHumor as a treatment + El humor como tratamiento. [Eng+Spa]Humor is an interesting thing. I've been feeling a bit down recently, and I started looking for things to lift my spirits. You know, things that make you laugh a little, lighten…pedrobrito2004 in #blog • 10 months agoRainy Friday + Viernes de lluvias [Eng+Spa]Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen "on a rainy Friday night" by WhiteLupus [Image generated in NightStudioevih in #france • 6 months agoCandide - Voltairesource I am not a philosopher. Or have read that much philosophy. And I know very little about the exact books and ideas that Voltaire is making fucourtneyjensen in #funny • last yearPARKOUR!PARKOUR!pedrobrito2004 in #hive-104024 • 23 days agoSunday + Domingo [Eng+Spa] 2025-05-04First Sunday of May. A quiet day at home. I didn't take any mail, and my brother asked me to help him check on a plumbing problem in the house. It's normal for a house that's…enginewitty in #hive-111011 • last yearA Picture of My ButtYou like it? My butt, I mean. Great picture, am I right? I'd be curious to know if you scrolled through here lookingvezo in #hive-111516 • 9 months agoEl Rey del Castigo Forzoso 👑 [SPA-ENG]The King of Forced Punishment 👑 | Image created with AI DALL•E 3sayury in #hive-114839 • last year[HUMOR] "Chiquilina" o "Mujer, no te dejes engañar" Cover By @sayury▶️ Watch on 3Speak ![](