(Humor) Fired! + ¡Despedido! [Eng+Spa]

In an office, the boss yells at an employee:

— You're fired!
— But why? Boss, I assure you I didn't do anything!
— And that's precisely the reason I'm firing you!

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En una oficina, el jefe grita a un empleado:

— ¡Estás despedido!
— Pero, ¿por qué? ¡Jefe, Le aseguro que yo no he hecho nada!
— ¡Y es ese justamente el motivo de que te despida!



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jaja, vaya con el chistecillo. jaja. saludos!

Si, aunque es corto, pero me pareció bueno.
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Exceso de sinceridad creo.

Y en serio que no se da cuenta del motivo del despido. 😅

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