Reminds me of Puck, satirical publication from Robber Baron era in the U.S.A (approx 1890s--when Carnegie, Rockefeller and Vanderbilt made their millions). Two illustrations from that era:
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Both in the public domain from Wikimedia Commons
I think yours is brilliant and probably would have been placed on the front of that publication, if such a thing as crypto/Hive existed.
Is Hive a safe haven??? I never thought of it that way. Just thought of it as a long term hedge, more a hope than a certainty.