(Humor) Roommate. + Compañero de cuarto. [Eng+Spa]

A couple of college friends bump into each other by chance outside the dorm.

— Hey, I haven't seen you since the entrance ceremony. Too bad we're not in the same room. By the way, I heard your current roommate isn't very bright.

— Calling him “not very bright” is an understatement. That roommate doesn't buy a nightstand because he doesn't know where to put it when it's daytime.

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Un par de amigos, estudiantes universitarios, se encuentran casualmente a la salida del dormitorio.

— Hey, no te había visto desde la ceremonia de ingreso, lástima que no quedamos en el mismo cuarto. Por cierto, escuché que tu actual compañero no es muy listo.

— Decirle «no muy listo» es poco. Ese compañero no compra una mesita de noche porque no sabe donde ponerla cuando sea de día.




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Eso es sarcasmo en modo ultra on.

Puede ser, pero también es cierto que hay gente tan tonta que es la razón de ponerle instrucciones al champú.

Jajajaja, Si sigue así, capaz un día inventa una mesita de noche que se convierta en mesita de día.
Negocio millonario.

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Esa idea de negocio suena loca, pero podría funcionar en el mercado adecuado. 😅
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