(Humor) How Do You Know? + ¿Cómo sabes? [Eng+Spa]

in LOLZ's Fun House7 days ago (edited)
A boy watches his father, sitting in front of their house, watching people go by. The father is drinking, and the boy approaches him.

“Dad, how do you know when you've had too much to drink and need to stop?”

“Easy, son. See those twins walking across the street? If I were drunk, I'd see four boys.”

“But… Dad, there's only ONE boy walking across the street!”

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Un niño mira a su padre, sentado al frente de su casa, viendo a la gente pasar. El padre está bebiendo y el niño se le acerca.

— Papá, ¿Cómo sabes cuando has bebido demasiado y tienes que parar?

— Fácil, hijo. ¿Vez a esos gemelos que van por la acera de enfrente? Si yo estuviera borracho vería a cuatro muchachos.

— Pero… ¡Papá, en la acera de enfrente está pasando UN SOLO muchacho!




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Jajaja.
Qué buen chiste.
Me hiciste reír con el final, no me lo esperaba 🤣

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!BBH
!WINE

El final me gustó también. Ese señor ya estaba bien borracho y no se había enterado.

!ALIVE !BBH !WINE !LOLZ

Qué buena borrachera, je je.

El señor ya estaba seriamente borracho, aunque todavía parecía capaz de llevar una conversación coherente.

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