(Humor) Do your cows smoke? + ¿Tus vacas fuman? [Eng+Spa]

pedrobrito2004 in LOLZ's Fun House • 11 months ago

A slow-witted mind farmer calls his neighbor:

— Hey, Patrick, do your cows smoke?
— No, why are you asking such a crazy question?
— So your cattle shed is on fire.

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Un granjero, un poco atontado, llama por teléfono a su vecino:

— Oye, Paco, ¿tus vacas fuman?
— No, ¿por qué preguntas algo tan loco?
— Entonces se te está quemando el establo de ganado.

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#humor #joke #spanish #life #neoxian #proofofbrain #pepe #archon #ecency

11 months ago in LOLZ's Fun House by pedrobrito2004

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soltecno 11 months ago

Un poco inocente, pero muy atento el señor.

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pedrobrito2004 11 months ago

Ciertamente amable, aunque la pregunta era bien loca 😅👍🐮🚬🚭

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edgerik 11 months ago

Jajaja.
Qué bueno el chiste.
Me has sacado una buena carcajada😂, gracias por compartirlo.

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!BBH
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pedrobrito2004 11 months ago

Gracias por leer.
Ando de humorista, ya sabes, para subirme a mismo el ánimo también 😅

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pedrobrito2004 11 months ago

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pizzabot 11 months ago

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