A young college student accompanies his parents to visit his grandmother. He gets bored and wants to watch a movie, but his grandmother has taken control of the television and is watching her cooking show.
— Grandma, why do you watch cooking shows if you don't cook any of that stuff?
— Grandson, why do you watch superhero movies if you can't even save your semester grades?
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Un joven universitario acompaña a sus padres a visitar a su abuela. Se fastidia, y quiere ver una película, pero su abuela está apoderada del control del televisor y mira su programa de cocina.
— Abuela, ¿Por qué miras programas de cocina si no cocinas nada de eso?
— Nieto, ¿Por qué miras películas de Superhéroes, si no salvas ni las calificaciones del semestre?

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Moral of the story 1: If you ask an old woman something unpleasant, be prepared for her to ask you an even worse question.
Moral of the story 2: If you're visiting a house, be careful not to offend the residents, or you might get beaten up.
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Moraleja 1: Si preguntas algo desagradable a una anciana, prepárate para que te haga ella una pregunta peor.
Moraleja 2: Si estás de visita en una casa, procura no ofender a quien reside, o puedes salir apaleado.