thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • 2 days agoThe Kimchi Premium Returns: Analyzing the 50% Hive SpikeHey everyone, I've never done one of these, but I was fascinated by what happened in the last few days. So, I investigated, and had Gemini help me with the data. The Hive…thecrazygm in #hive-139531 • 6 days agoGo4Hive: Bringing the Gopher Spirit back to the BlockchainHey everyone, If you’ve been following me for a while, you know I have a massive soft spot for the terminal and the "terminal" aesthetic. There is just something about…thecrazygm in #hive-139531 • 8 days agoModernizing MagnetBank: From legacy bloat to a lean, Neon-Powered MonorepoHey everyone, If you've been following my work for a really, really long time, you might remember MagnetBank . It was my attempt at a decentralized, non-custodial torrent…thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • 11 days agoThe Hive-Engine Failover Fix Is in MainThis one feels good. The Hive-Engine failover fix I have been testing is now merged into main . PR: #134 Merge commit: f53f023 There were a couple of fothecrazygm in #ttt • 18 days agoThree-Tune-Tuesday: MetalCore EditionHey everyone, I am still pushing through the fog, but the routine of showing up matters more than the fatigue. I'm trying to maintain that momentum. Since last post I did…thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • 25 days agoThe Hive-Engine Failover PR is Live After a Week of Successful TestingHey everyone, In my previous post , I talked about why Hive-Engine nodes sometimes "limp along" instead of failing over cleanly when a primary RPC goes bad. I pitched two…thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • 27 days agoThis Fake Trezor Letter Was Good Enough To Fool A Lot Of PeopleHey everyone, Yesterday I got a letter in the mail that looked like it came from Trezor. Not an email. Not a text. A physical letter. And honestly, that is what made it…thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • last monthMinimal Hive-Engine Failover Fix Branch, Looking Better Under Live TestingHey everyone, I wanted to write this while the work is still in motion instead of waiting until everything is polished and then pretending the path from problem to fix was…thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • last monthHive-Engine RPC Failover Is Not Rolling Over Cleanly, Here Are the Two Fix Paths I’d PitchHey everyone, Lately I have been digging into a streamer issue on the Hive-Engine node that I think a lot of operators have probably felt, even if they did not immediately know…thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • last monthIf I Rework SSC Token History, These Are the First Things I’d ChangeHey everyone, Lately I have been looking through ssc_tokens_history and thinking about what I would do if I decided to give the history node a proper modernization pass.…thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • 2 months agoMongoDB Kept Crashing After a Power Outage, But the Real Culprit Was SystemdHey everyone, If you run a Hive-Engine node, this one might save you a few hours of chasing the wrong problem. I had a power outage, my machine came back up, and suddenly…thecrazygm in #ttt • 2 months agoThree Tune X-Day: The Women Who RockHey everyone, I intended to avoid writing another update about my persistent exhaustion or my "jello-brain." However, the truth is unavoidable: I am incredibly tired. Since…thecrazygm in #dev • 2 months agoHappy... What Day Is It?Hey everyone, I know it is Friday because the calendar insists on it, but my internal clock has lost all sense of time. Maintaining a reverse sleep schedule is a daily battle…thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • 2 months agoCaught Up: History Node Optimization and LifeHey everyone, I have been quiet lately, though I am still lurking in the shadows. Transitioning to a graveyard shift (11 PM – 7 AM) has been a significant adjustment.…thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • 3 months agoUpdate Live: Frontend Parsing for the HiveTools Tax ToolHey everyone, Following up on my last post, the tax tool update is officially live. I transitioned the parsing logic entirely to the frontend.  on hivetools struggling with "worker thread timeout" errors on…thecrazygm in #hive-105400 • 3 months agoSession Zero Report: The Solo Pathfinder Experiment Begins!Hey everyone, We’re doing a Solo Adventure . One GM. One Player. No meat-shields, no dedicated healer bot, no wizard to sleep the encounter while everyone else beats on…thecrazygm in #hive-105400 • 3 months agoThe Road to Falcon’s Hollow: Setting the Stage for AdventureHey Everyone, Every adventure has its beginning. While I often champion in media res to kick things off with a bang, I have opted for a classic, "in the beginning" approach…thecrazygm in #hive-105400 • 3 months agoPutting the GM Hat Back On (After a Soul-Sucking Grocery Run)Hey everyone, Happy lazy... whatever today is. Wednesday? Really? I intended to post yesterday, but a supply run derailed my plans. The grocery stores were barren. Whether it…thecrazygm in #hive-186392 • 3 months agoWrong Branch, Right Fix: Cleaning Up the Real History RepoHey everyone, Well, that was a false start. After my post yesterday about fixing up the master branch of the ssc_tokens_history repo, @forkyishere kindly pointed out that…
