Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados? All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.” Credit: reddit @vote-com, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar Credit: playbyhive @manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of benefice-net