LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/13/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/13/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 30 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@henruc11
@sylmarill12
@jmis10123-4
@memess15
@yeckingo116
@savvytester27-8
@manuvert29-10
@servelle211-12
@nomaddreamer213-14
@efmm115
@irvet216-17
@subidu218-19
@middle-earthling220-21
@astym122
@anonyvoter123
@zionic.leo224-25
@amaari226-27
@svanbo228-29
@holovision.cash130

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 12 which belongs to our lucky winner:

servelle
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@servelle, 30 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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!lol

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOL

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)
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Congrats @servelle
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thanks, good luck !
!LOLZ

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(10/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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Again ? I'm quite lucky 🎉 Thanks a lot !
!lolz
!PIMP

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.

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@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thanks ! Good luck for the next drawing
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

I’ve been told crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet
but I’ve never seen one with more than four.

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congratulations for winning in the !LOLZ burner raffle draws 3 times in a row! 🥳😎😏 !INDEED

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

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@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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incredible isn't it ?
!BEER
!LOLZ

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(6/10)
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That's the !LOLZ burner raffle for you !INDEED! 😆😎

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.


Hey @savvytester, here is a little bit of BEER from @servelle for you. Enjoy it!

We love your support by voting @detlev.witness on HIVE .


Hey @savvytester, here is a little bit of BEER from @servelle for you. Enjoy it!

If you like BEER and want to support us please consider voting @louis.witness on HIVE and on HIVE Engine.

!LOLZ

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
!BBH

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)
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!lolz

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Ah close enough
Mediocrates

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

The government plans on phasing out Roman numerals
Not on my watch!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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!lolz

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
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Here's my first entry for today's !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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Nice to see the !LOLZ burner raffle bot apparently more stable this week! 😎😏 !HOPE

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!PIMP !LOLZ

Ah close enough
Mediocrates

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Burn !LOLZ

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 😁

I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

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!LOLZ

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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!LOLZ

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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!LOLZ !INDEED

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
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!LOLZ !HUG

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
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!LOL

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!ALIVE

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@servelle(2/10) tipped @iceledy

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM