LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 7/10/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 7/10/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 7-17-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 7-2-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 7-2-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 32 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@henruc21-2
@amaari13
@sylmarill14
@fjworld15
@middle-earthling26-7
@yeckingo118
@savvytester29-10
@ieronimus211-12
@astym113
@ladyaryastark114
@manuvert115
@h4rr1s216-17
@servelle218-19
@efmm220-21
@irvet222-23
@anonyvoter124
@zionic.leo225-26
@astramar227-28
@iceledy229-30
@crazyphantombr131
@holovision.cash132

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 27 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@astramar, 32 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!MEME

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite

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Even the cake was in tiers.

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I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

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Congratulations!
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!MEME

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
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Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
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!HOPE

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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!LOLZ
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What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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!lol

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.

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!lol

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

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A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

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I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.

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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

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!LOLZ
!BBH

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.

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!lolz

Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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!lolz

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.

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What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

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My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...

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What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

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I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

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Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

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!BBH

How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

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People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.

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My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

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!LOLZ
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I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

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!LOL

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.

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What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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!LOLZ !HUG

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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!LOLZ

!LOL

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

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!lolz

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

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Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

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!LOL