LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/24/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/24/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-31-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-16-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-16-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 43 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo111
@henruc22-3
@sylmarill14
@crazyphantombr25-6
@fjworld17
@h4rr1s18
@ieronimus29-10
@manuvert111
@efmm212-13
@savvytester214-15
@servelle216-17
@subidu218-19
@edgerik120
@middle-earthling221-22
@irvet223-24
@ladyaryastark125
@zionic.leo226-27
@cryptomeme128
@cryptovisitor129
@astym230-31
@anonyvoter132
@cursephantom133
@amaari234-35
@svanbo236-37
@astramar238-39
@pepetoken140
@iceledy241-42
@holovision143

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 5 which belongs to our lucky winner:

crazyphantombr
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@crazyphantombr, 43 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ !HUG

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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!LOLZ !INDEED

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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!lolz

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.

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!lolz

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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!lolz

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

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(1/1)
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!LOLZ

Your first !LOLZ token tipping command under the LOLZ burner bot's latest post failed, but the next one succeeded. 🤔🤯😅 !LUV

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I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

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@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!HUG

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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What I meant with my previous comment was that you should check if all your LOLZ token tipping commands worked, and then try tipping again for every command that didn't work. 🤔🧘‍♂️🤗🤓

!HOPE
!LUV
!HUG

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"Happiness is a light that shines forever."

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Sorry, but this is not my problem. Firstly, I do not know how to do this, and secondly, I will not spend time on this, it is a very long time. Did not work - as it is
!INDEED
!HUG

It's okay if you don't want to check again if any of your token tipping commands worked. 🧘‍♂️🤗 I would avoid telling you about your failed token tipping commands again. 🤓😅

!LOLZ
!LUV

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!LOLZ

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers

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!lol

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.

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!lol

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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!lolz

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

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!lolz

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.

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Congrats @crazyphantombr
!MEME
!LOLZ

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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!LOL

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

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!LOLZ

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able

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!LOLZ

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

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Thank you for your witness vote!
Have a !BEER on me!
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Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.


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!lolz

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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!lolz

!LOLZ
!BBH

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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!LOLZ 😁

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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!LOLZ

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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Burning !LOLZ Tokens

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

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!lolz

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

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!LOLZ

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ

What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries

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!LOLZ

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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!LOLZ

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!LOLZ

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

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!lolz

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

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!lolz

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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!LOLZ

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

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!LOLZ 🤣

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

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!LOLZ 🤣

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !LUV

@lolz.burner, @savvytester(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The best way to grow is to love without end."

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Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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Good to see another !LOLZ burner raffle draw whose prize is more than 40 LOLZ tokens! 🥳😏 !LUV

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"Joy is not in things; it is in us. - Richard Wagner"

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Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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!LOL

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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