LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/15/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/15/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-22-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-7-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-7-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 31 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@servelle21-2
@henruc23-4
@astym25-6
@irvet27-8
@crazyphantombr19
@savvytester210-11
@yeckingo1112
@ieronimus213-14
@ladyaryastark215-16
@efmm117
@h4rr1s118
@manuvert119
@zionic.leo220-21
@amaari222-23
@astramar224-25
@edgerik126
@anonyvoter127
@iceledy228-29
@subidu230-31

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 14 which belongs to our lucky winner:

ieronimus
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@ieronimus, 31 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lolz

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

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!lol

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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!lol

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

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!LOLZ

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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!LOLZ

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

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!lolz

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

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!lolz

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

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!lolz

I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.

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!LOLZ

You might want to burn 2 LOLZ daily for the LOLZ burner raffle, especially since you don't tip LOLZ a full 10 times a day. 😎😏 !HOPE !LUV !PIZZA

@fjworld, @savvytester(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"You are a star—light up the sky."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Appreciate the suggestions. That's the easy part. !LUV

Getting in the habit of doing it twice a day is challenging. !LOLZ

@savvytester, @fjworld(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Kindness is the sunshine in which virtue grows. - Robert Green Ingersoll"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Try to tip another LOLZ under the latest LOLZ burner raffle post as soon as you publish your first comment there. 🤔🤯🤗🤓 !PIZZA !LUV !HUG

@fjworld, @savvytester(5/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. - Victor Hugo"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

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Thank you a lot!

!LOLZ

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

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!LOLZ

Congratulations for winning 31 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 😎😏 !PIZZA !LUV !HOPE

@ieronimus, @savvytester(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The Lord is merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy. - Psalm 103:8"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Thank you!
!LOLZ

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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!lolz

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !LUV

@lolz.burner, @savvytester(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Happiness is the perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
zionic.leo tipped lolz.burner
@savvytester(1/5) tipped @fjworld (x2)
savvytester tipped ieronimus

Come get MOONed!

Looks like my comment yesterday made @pepetoken forget about burning !LOLZ yesterday for the LOLZ burner raffle! 🤔🤯😆🐸 !LUV

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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!LOLZ

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

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!LOLZ 😁

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.

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!LOLZ

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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!PIMP !LOLZ !PIZZA

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Burn !LOLZ

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !HUG

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.

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!LOLZ

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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!LOLZ

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.

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!LOLZ

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

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!LOLZ

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide

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!LOLZ

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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!LOLZ

!lolz

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

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!LOLZ !BBH !ZOMBIE

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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!LOL

I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.

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!LOL

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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