LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/15/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/15/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-22-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-7-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-7-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 42 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@logen9f11
@henruc12
@pirulito.zoado13
@servelle24-5
@savvytester26-7
@amaari28-9
@anonyvoter110
@astramar211-12
@fun.farms213-14
@irvet115
@barski116
@yeckingo1117
@ieronimus118
@hivecurious119
@efmm220-21
@manuvert122
@pepetoken223-24
@esbat125
@keechadkikali126
@edgerik127
@vaynard86128
@awesomegames007229-30
@iceledy231-32
@svanbo233-34
@cursephantom135
@ironshield136
@belhaven14137
@memehive138
@astym239-40
@cryptovisitor141
@cryptomeme142

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 37 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@belhaven14, 42 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.

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(2/10)
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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !LUV! 😎

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What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

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(8/10)
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!LOLZ

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!

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(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lol

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

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(1/10)
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!lolz

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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(1/2)
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!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

!ALIVE

@servelle! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. (2/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. (1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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!LOLZ

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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(2/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Second entry !LOLZ 🤠

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

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(2/10)
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Congrats @belhaven14
Please add me again.
@middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
!MEME
!LOLZ

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

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(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤡 !ALIVE

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. (1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship
Or what the judge called a “restraining order”

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!LOLZ

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

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(2/6)
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!LOLZ

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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(1/10)
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!lolz

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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(3/4)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Another one
!LOLZ

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling kids!

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(2/10)
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!ALIVE !BBH !LOLZ

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (1/50)

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. (1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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(1/10)
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!ALIVE !BBH !LOLZ

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (2/50)

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. (2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOL

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
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!lolz

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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!lolz

A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

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(1/6)
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!lolz

!VSC

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Uses: 1/25

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

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(2/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!lolz

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
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!LOLZ

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

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!LOLZ

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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!LOLZ
!VSC
!PIZZA

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Uses: 0/25

Can February march?
No, but April may.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(1/10)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)

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!LOLZ

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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(1/2)
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@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@barski(1/5) tipped @lolz.burner

Here you go !LOLZ

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤣

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .

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(3/10)
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!LOLZ

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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!LOLZ

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 😉

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

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(4/10)
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!LOLZ

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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(5/10)
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!LOLZ

Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.

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(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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Woohoo! Thanks for the prize :) !LOLZ !LUV

lolz.burner, belhaven14 sent you LUV. 🙂 (1/5) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

Congratulations! !LUV

belhaven14, iceledy sent you LUV. 🙂 (2/4) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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(2/10)
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!lolz

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

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(3/8)
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!LOLZ

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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!LOLZ

!LOLZ