LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/28/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/28/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-5-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-20-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-20-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@logen9f21-2
@servelle23-4
@subidu25-6
@ieronimus27-8
@iceledy29-10
@irvet211-12
@savvytester213-14
@nomaddreamer215-16
@astramar217-18
@middle-earthling219-20
@efmm121
@henruc222-23
@edgerik124
@cursephantom125
@zionic.leo226-27
@astym228-29
@amaari230-31
@anonyvoter132
@svanbo233-34
@manuvert135
@h4rr1s136
@holovision.cash137
@pepetoken138

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 33 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@svanbo, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lolz
!GIFU

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

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!lolz
!PIZZA

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@logen9f(2/5) tipped @savvytester
logen9f tipped lolz.burner

Come get MOONed!

@logen9f is so early in joining today's !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😅 !LUV

@lolz.burner, @savvytester(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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I hope more chances to win for early joiners 😅
!lolz
!PIZZA

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

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I don't think that's the case based on my experience joining the LOLZ burner raffle (almost) daily, unless @captaincryptic starts giving ticket bonuses for the first (one or few) participants of a raffle post on any given day. 🤔🤯🤓

!WEIRD
!LUV
!INDEED

@logen9f, @savvytester(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works. - Matthew 5:16"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !LUV

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"Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell"

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You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

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!LOLZ

There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.

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!LOLZ

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.

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!LOLZ

How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm

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!LOLZ

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

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!lol

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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!lolz

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

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!lolz

Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.

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!lolz

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

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!lolz

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.

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!lolz

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.

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!lol

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

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!lol

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.

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!LOLZ

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

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!LOLZ

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

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!LOLZ

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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!LOLZ

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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!PIMP !LOLZ

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?

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Another !LOLZ for burning again

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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Congrats @svanbo
!MEME
!LOLZ

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

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!LOL

I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.

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!LOLZ 😁

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?

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Yeah!! olé olé again 37 !LOLZ for me :-) !HUG

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

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!LOL

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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!lolz

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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!LOLZ

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

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!LOLZ 🤣

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

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!LOLZ 🤣

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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!LOLZ

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

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!LOLZ

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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