LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/22/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/22/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-29-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-14-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-14-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@servelle21-2
@knightmarey13
@astramar24-5
@ieronimus26-7
@cursephantom18
@efmm29-10
@akiraymd111
@subidu212-13
@yeckingo1114
@astym215-16
@h4rr1s117
@savvytester218-19
@henruc220-21
@manuvert222-23
@middle-earthling224-25
@zionic.leo226-27
@anonyvoter128
@iceledy229-30
@amaari231-32
@holovision.cash133
@svanbo234-35
@irvet236-37
@edgerik138

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 33 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@holovision.cash, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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!lolz

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !LUV

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Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

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We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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!lolz

What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

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!lolz

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.

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!LOLZ

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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!LOLZ

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

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Congrats.

!LOLZ

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

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!lol

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

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!lol

I’ve been told crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet
but I’ve never seen one with more than four.

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!LOLZ

What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat

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!lolz

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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!lolz

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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!lolz

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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!LOLZ

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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!LOLZ

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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!lolz

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.

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!lolz

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.

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!MEME
!LOLZ

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.

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!LOL

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.

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!LOLZ

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

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!LOLZ

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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!PIMP !LOLZ

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Burn !LOL

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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!LOLZ 😁

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.

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!LOLZ

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

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!LOLZ

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor

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!LOL

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

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!lolz

If you’re feeling paranoid...
You’re not alone.

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!LOLZ

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

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A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

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