LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/19/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/19/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-26-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-11-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-11-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 40 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@middle-earthling21-2
@servelle23-4
@logen9f25-6
@subidu27-8
@yeckingo129-10
@iceledy211-12
@fjworld113
@ieronimus214-15
@h4rr1s116
@efmm217-18
@irvet219-20
@manuvert221-22
@astramar223-24
@svanbo425-28
@henruc129
@savvytester230-31
@holovision.cash132
@zionic.leo233-34
@anonyvoter135
@amaari236-37
@edgerik138
@astym239-40

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 24 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@astramar, 40 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Congrats @astramar
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.

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You're welcome!

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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Wonderful. A great Easter gift. Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

So happy Easter!
!ALIVE !LOLZ
!MEME

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.

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What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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!lol

!lol

!LOLZ

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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!LOLZ

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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!LOLZ

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

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I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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!LOL

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

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!lolz

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

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!lolz

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

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!lolz

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

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!lolz

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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!LOLZ

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

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!LOLZ

What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries

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!LOLZ

I think that you accidentally tried to burn a third LOLZ for today's LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤔🤯😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

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"I will sing unto the Lord, because he hath dealt bountifully with me. - Psalm 13:6"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

En serio? Hay limitaciones de entradas? Me salté ese detalle entonces 😆

Tipping !LOLZ has a limitation of only 1 LOLZ 2 times per day (UTC -5) to the same Hive account. 🤓 !PIZZA

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

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Really? What the @lolzburner account does not advice that! Thanks for your help!
!PIZZA
!INDEED

Let's tell @captaincryptic who is the owner and operator of the LOLZ token burning bot to put a notice that only 2 !LOLZ may be burned per day (UTC -5) which is the limitation implemented by the LOLZ token tipping bot itself. 🤔🤓😏 !LUV

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"Happiness is a song that echoes forever."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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@ladyaryastark, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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It's a good idea 💡 I was tented to use all my ¡LOLZ tipss to win 😆
Thanks and have a great week 😊

That rule can be circumvented by using multiple Hive accounts where each will tip 2 LOLZ per day, though I don't know if @captaincryptic wouldn't mind it. 🤔🤯😅

I will do that. Thanks.

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(5/5) tipped @ladyaryastark (x3)
ladyaryastark tipped savvytester

Come get MOONed!

It has been 5 days since @svanbo last joined the !LOLZ burner raffle. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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!lolz

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.

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What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

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!LOLZ

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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!lolz

Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.

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!lolz

Ah close enough
Mediocrates

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I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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!LOLZ

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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!LOLZ 😁

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.

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!LOL Burn it ...

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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!LOLZ

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.

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Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

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!LOL

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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!ZOMBIE !LOLZ

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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