LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/10/2024

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/10/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-17-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 12-2-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-2-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 27 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@pepetoken21-2
@ironshield13
@yeckingo114
@manuvert15
@anonyvoter16
@holovision.cash17
@hivecurious18
@henruc19
@slothlydoesit210-11
@crazyphantombr212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@sylmarill116
@savvytester317-19
@amaari220-21
@iceledy122
@cursephantom123
@astramar124
@astym125
@irvet126
@svanbo127

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 2 which belongs to our lucky winner:

pepetoken
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@pepetoken, 27 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @pepetoken
!MEME
!LOLZ

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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Thank you very much! !BBH !DIY !DOOK

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@middle-earthling! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (3/100)

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!LOL

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.

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!LOLZ

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.

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!LOLZ

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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!LOLZ
!WINE

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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!lolz

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.

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Congratulations to @pepetoken for winning 27 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle! 😎

I wonder who will win exactly 27 LOLZ tokens tomorrow. 🤔😆😅 !DIY

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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Looks like I will have 3 raffle entries for the upcoming LOLZ burner raffles even if I don't drop any !LOLZ daily. 🤯😅 !DIY

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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!LOLZ

Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.

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!LOLZ 🤣

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

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Congrats to @pepetoken for the win! !LOLZ !BBH

What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.

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Frog da win man! Danks, you dank! !BBH !DIY !DOOK

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@ironshield! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (2/100)

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@pepetoken just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ironshield! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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!LOLZ

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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!LOLZ

Can February march?
No, but April may.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

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Another day another 27 !LOLZ winner, what are the chances!

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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Looks like those participants who aren't on the list of the "27 LOLZ winners" won't have a chance of winning no matter how many !LOLZ they enter until the LOLZ burner bot gets fixed. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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Heck, I dont even need to !LOLZ and I get entered daily!

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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It's fun to burn 2 !LOLZ daily anyway even if I'm not one of the possible winners of the 27 LOLZ daily. 😅 !DIY

My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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!lolz

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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!LOLZ
!BEER


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Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

!LOLZ
!WINE

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

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!INDEED !WEIRD !LOLZ

Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.

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What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

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!LOL

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

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They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

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Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.

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!LOLZ !PIZZA

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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!LOLZ

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.

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What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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