¡Feliz cumpleaños, feliz cumpleaños a ti! Cumpleaños Lilia….
Bueno, recibí una invitación y aquí con mucha pena paso a responder, tarde pero seguro, aprovechando el Wifi de la oficina (en mi tiempo libre ¿vale?) Esta iniciativa me gustó desde el principio y dije que iba a tómar unos minutos y he aquí:
¿CUÁL ES TU EDAD SUBJETIVA?
¡Vaya! ¡No tienes doce años, eres un mentiroso! ¡Lo dices para lucirte! ¿Cómo vas a decir que trabajas? ¡No vengas a cortarme con ese cuchillo de cartón!
➡️La niña
➡️Bebé
➡️ Tetera. (mi jefe en ese momento)
¡Bienvenidos a todos a su primer taller…!
Todos se sorprendieron porque pensaban que yo era un estudiante más,
Mi hermosa Noe, maravillosa amiga y colega.
¿DE QUÉ EDAD TE SIENTES?
Depende…
Hay tres edades, cronológica, biológica y emocional.
CRONOLOGICO: es lo que dicta tu documento de identidad, pasaporte, acta de nacimiento, etc, es el resultado que obtiene la calculadora al sumar, multiplicar, dividir, restar y restar para quitar dígitos pero aún así te manifiesta tu edad con esos dígitos claritos.
BIOLÓGICA: La edad biológica es la edad que aparentas en base a tu calidad de vida, cómo comes, si llevas una dieta balanceada, vives bien, cuidas tu salud, lo que reflejas físicamente, cuidándote. Desde tu interior reflejas al exterior.
EMOCIONAL: Aquí estamos hablando de cómo manejas tus emociones, tu nivel intelectual, saber afrontar bien tus problemas, sabes vivir, no te tomas las cosas tan profundamente pero las resuelves. Todo con más tranquilidad, aparecerás menos de lo que indica tu documento de identificación.
Autorretrato Esa es la gran ventaja de dibujar e inventar la cintura de Thalía.👆
Cuando alguien me molestaba mucho con este tema de la edad le decía: ¡Soy mayor de lo que me aparentas y menos de lo que imaginas!... ahí salió a relucir mi coqueteo femenino y les hizo pensar. Durante mucho tiempo nadie adivinó su edad y eso me hizo gracia, dejé de decir mi frase favorita porque ahora no me veo tan joven como antes y ni modo.🤷♀
Más de uno podrá identificarse cuando les digo que cuando muere alguien cercano y muy querido nuestra piel cambia por completo, parece que la capa de la piel se vuelve más fina, y te agotas, debería investigar a nivel científico para ver cuánta razón hay en ello. ... a mí en particular me llegó como diez años de vejez, no lo digo en broma, lo digo correctamente, a pesar de manejar muy bien el duelo, el dolor siempre se refleja principalmente en tu cara, eso Es más o menos lo mismo que una persona que no duerme, el descanso es fundamental y el sueño no se puede recuperar aunque duermas 24 horas seguidas.
Total que...
MI EDAD CRONOLÓGICA: Hace años subí al cuarto piso y estoy en el sexto escalón casi 7. (o sea hellou tengo 46)
MI EDAD BIOLÓGICA: Pues ya la mayoría me dicen que tengo 40... es señal de que debo cuidarme, aunque ayer me dijeron que aparentaba 30, eso me hizo feliz.
MI EDAD EMOCIONAL: 17 FOREVER, a veces 20, otras veces 30 pero de ahí no subo más ni quiero ir a más, me divierte pensar siempre como un adolescente, (Bueno, a veces ).
¿QUÉ ES LA EDAD?
Un número, todo es un número y siempre he sido pésima en matemáticas y hasta tengo un Récord Guinness por reprobar la materia, entonces no pienso en eso, pienso y agradezco que la vida es una sola, que no es necesario esperar por depender de otro u otros, de lo que digan, tengan o hagan, disfruta de tu soledad o buena compañía pero hazlo con gusto, sino te cuidas tú...
Si te crujen los huesos y la presbicia ya hace de las suyas, bienvenido al mundo del señorísmo es hora de que empieces a pensar en cómo acumular juventud para que luego no te pase factura a menos que sean como las de Shakira🤑, gracias Dios por las vueltas al sol y si están mucho mejor de salud, lo demás es ganancia.
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Happy birthday, happy birthday to you! Birthday Lilia….
Oh, what's already happened? When! Ten days ago? But is the month over? So we can continue celebrating, right? Ok, then we continue... This precious night is the light of your day!
WHAT IS YOUR SUBJECTIVE AGE?
I have never had any problem saying my age, I don't see why it should be hidden, nothing like being transparent in life, I have always been calculated to be younger than my age …well, before, not now.😆When I was 12 years old I was in sixth grade and proud because I was going to my first year of high school, that for me was great, and what's more since I learned to count I said: when I am that age I will be in such a degree and I will do this and that, everything was fulfilled, but there is always someone who does not believe what you say or what you do, in my case, they did not believe me, I remember once in school a lady who told me: div>Whaaat! You're not twelve years old, you're a liar! You're right and you want to look better! How are you going to say that you work? How awful!
That surprised me, I had no malice to answer him, my parents had a family business and we all collaborated since we were little, he didn't let me explain.So the years went by and so many funny things happened to me, for example, I can tell you that in my first formal job in a company (internship), I was the darling and I could almost say that the favorite among many interns and no one called me by my name but by nicknames, among them I can mention:➡️The Girl
➡️BabyThat bothered me but I understood that it was out of affection and not out of mockery, no way, I accepted it, another anecdote that I can tell you is that in my time as a facilitator of tourism training plans to both companies As with students, I expected there to be a certain number of people to begin with, I clearly remember one occasion when they said: Well, isn't that teacher planning to arrive? and I was talking to them for a while and I told them:Welcome everyone to your first workshop…!
Everyone was surprised because they thought I was just another student,
But nothing is eternal in the world, when I was already in my thirties I went to a very good tourism conference in the heritage area of the state of La Guayra, I was with a good friend and colleague planning a task to perform a guide, other classmates who were girls about 18 years old from the University of Oriente were with us and in one of that one of them called me to ask me something and said: MADAM.I couldn't believe what I had heard, they had already called me madam other times but it was due to the formality of the job, the position I was in, but never because I looked the age of someone older, they I said: Who? I? Yes, of course, you are the only lady in the room… the other lady left for a moment…. Oh! It hurt me, I thought to myself, Now I'll show them off, and now? Is my youth over already?My precious Noe, wonderful friend and colleague.
HOW OLD DO YOU FEEL?
Depends…
There are three ages, chronological, biological, and emotional.
CHRONOLOGICAL: is what is dictated in your identity document, ID card, passport, birth certificate, etc., it is the result that the calculator gets when you add, multiply, divide subtract, and subtract to remove digits but what does it mean... Even with powers and square root, your age becomes clear.
BIOLOGICAL: Biological age is the age you appear according to your quality of life, how you eat, if you have a balanced diet, you live well, you take care of your health, which you reflect physically, by taking care of your interior you reflect the exterior.
EMOTIONAL: Here we are talking about how you manage your emotions, your intellectual level, knowing how to deal with your problems in a good way, you know how to live, you don't take things so deeply but you solve everything more calmly, you will appear less than what your identification document indicates.
Self-portrait That's the great advantage of drawing... a fake waist.👆
When someone bothered me a lot with this matter of age I would tell them: I'm older than you look to me and younger than you imagine!... that's where my feminine flirtatiousness came out to the full and made them think for a long time, Nobody guessed their age and that amused me, I stopped saying my favorite phrase because now I look as young as I used to and no way.🤷♀
More than one will be able to identify when I tell you that when someone close and very dear to us dies, our skin changes completely, it seems that the layer of the skin becomes thinner, and you become exhausted, I should investigate on a scientific level to see how much reason there is in it. ... for me, in particular, it came to me about ten years of old age, I don't say it playfully, I say it properly, despite handling grief very well, the pain is always mainly reflected in your face, that is more or less the same as a person who does not sleep, rest is essential and sleep cannot be recovered even if you sleep 24 hours in a row.
Totally what…
MY CHRONOLOGICAL AGE: Years ago I went up to the fourth floor and I am on the sixth step almost 7. (that is, I am 46)
MY BIOLOGICAL AGE: Well, they already tell me that I am 40... it is a sign that I should take care of myself, although yesterday they told me that I looked 30, that made me happy.
MY EMOTIONAL AGE: 17 forever, sometimes 20, other times 30 but from there I don't go any higher nor do I want to go any older, it amuses me to always think like a teenager, (Well, sometimes).
WHAT IS AGE?
A number, everything is a number and I have always been terrible at mathematics and I even have a Guinness Record for failing in the subject, therefore I don't think about it, I think and am grateful that life is only one, that there is no need to wait for another or others to have or do, enjoy your solitude or good company but do it with pleasure, otherwise you take care of yourself
Who else is going to take care of you?🤷♀ If your bones are cracking and presbyopia is already doing its thing, welcome to the world of lordship, it's time for you to start thinking about how to accumulate youth so that later it doesn't take its toll on you unless they are like Shakira's🤑, thank you God for the turns around the sun and if they are in much better health, the rest is profit.
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