PostsCommentspedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 24 minutes ago(Humor) Maintenance + Mantenimiento [Eng+Spa]In a hotel, a woman calls the hotel reception desk (from the top floor) on an internal phone: — Please come quickly! I'm having an ugly argument with my husband, and now he…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 hours ago(Humor) Enemy couple + Pareja enemiga. [Eng+Spa]Before leaving home, a lady asks her moody husband: “Am I make-up enoughs?” To which the husband, with the worst face, replies: “No-enough. I can still see your face.”pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday(Humor) Looks & Money + Aspecto. [Eng+Spa]At a doctor's office, a very old millionaire goes for his regular checkup, accompanied by his new wife, a charming young woman. The doctor looks at the results of the medical…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday(Humor) Too demanding + Demasiado exigente. [Eng+Spa]In a divorce court, the judge questions the woman: — Tell me. What is your reason for wanting to divorce your husband? — My husband treats me like I'm a dog. — Does he…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday(Humor) Solidarity + Solidario. [Eng+Spa]Two students enter the classroom late, and the teacher asks one of them: “Student, why are you late?” “I was dreaming that I was traveling all over the place, I saw so many…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday(Humor) Absent-minded + Despistado. [Eng+Spa]A boy comes home a little worried, and says upon entering: — Mom, everyone at school says I'm very absent-minded, distracted, and that they don't want to play with me because I…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday(Short Humor) Eight + Ocho. [Eng+Spa]What did 0 say to 8? +++ ¿Qué le dijo el 0 al 8?  Cross-examination + Contrainterrogatorio [Eng+Spa]A young college student accompanies his parents to visit his grandmother. He gets bored and wants to watch a movie, but his grandmother has taken control of the television and is…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday(Humor) Costume + Disfraz. [Eng+Spa]A very affectionate woman is invited to a costume party, she makes one, and shows it to her husband: — My love, do you like my costume? — Yes, my love, you look very pretty…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday(Humor) So ugly... + Tan feo que... [Eng+Spa]There was a cook who was so ugly, so ugly...+++ Había un cocinero tan feo, pero tan feo…  A bite of apple + Un bocado de manzana. [Eng+Spa]What's worse than finding a worm in an apple you're eating?+++ ¿Qué hay peor que encontrar un gusano en una manzana que te estás comiendo? ![]pedrobrito2004 in #hive-122221 • yesterdayHive Power Up Day! [Eng+Spa] 2025-06-01Image generated in TextStudio - Imagen generada en TextStudio ![]pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago(Humor) Horns and Wings + Cuernos y alas [Eng+Spa]— Mom, Dad wants to jump out the window! — Well, tell your father not to be an idiot. I gave him horns, not wings! +++ — ¡Mamá, Papá se quiere tirar por la ventana! — Pupedrobrito2004 in #blog • 3 days ago5600 Hive Power [Eng+Spa]pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 days ago(Humor) Knock, knock! + Toc, toc. [Eng+Spa]— Knock, knock! — Who's knocking at the door? — The love of your life! — Don't lie to me: Beer can't talk. +++ 😅🍺👍 +++ — ¡Toc, toc! — ¿Quién es? — ¡El amopedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago(Humor) Serpent + Serpiente [Eng+Spa]A census taker in a remote town arrives at a house with the name “Eden” on its sign. He knocks, and a young man comes out, dressed only in a loincloth… The census taker…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 7 days ago(Short Humor) Life is... + La vida es... [Eng+Esp]What did one stone say to another? +++ ¿Qué le dijo una piedra a otra?  Incorruptible [Eng+Esp]At a Mafia meeting, one boss says to another: I heard you're having trouble in your area with an 'incorruptible' official. And the other gangster looks at him, a little…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 days ago(Humor) Much changed + Muy Cambiado [Eng+Spa]A notable dumb greets a man on the street: — Man, Alberto, I'm glad to see you, how you've changed. — I'm not Alberto. — You even changed your name, you surprise me. +++
