PostsCommentspedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 9 hours ago(Humor) Bad comedian. [Eng+Spa] Mal comediante.A police officer arrived at a bus stop where a group fight had broken out against a single man. He immediately questioned the people around him. — What happened here? — It's…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-122221 • yesterdayHive Pover Up Day! [Eng+Spa] 2025-11-01Power Up Day! It's the first day of November. The year has gone by relatively quickly, and it amazes me how our perception of time changes with age. These days, the calendar…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago(Brief Humor) Quarrel! [Eng+Spa] Disputa.In a remote village, two women are arguing: — Why did you hit my son?! — Because he was rude! He called me fat, a fatty! — And do you think hitting him will make you lose…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 2 days ago(Humor) Woof! + ¡Guau! [Eng+Spa]A man is walking and sees a dog resting to the side, he approaches and friendly says: “Woof!” The dog turns to look at him, raises an eyebrow contemptuously, and a voice is…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 days ago(Humor) Oh My Gosh! [Eng+Spa] ¡Oh, Dios mío!A sparrow drank water from a bar window, and it turned out to be mixed with spilled liquor. The sparrow flew away, already a little drunk. A motorcyclist was passing by and…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 5 days ago(Humor) Dog, Panther, and Monkey. [Eng+Spa] Perro, Pantera y Mono.[Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen](pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 7 days ago(Humor) Private Life. [Eng+Spa] Vida privada.A man is going on a boat trip and takes his pet goat with him. Upon arriving at the dock and disembarking, a customs officer tells him that the goat cannot pass. Worried, the…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 days ago(Humor) Filing correspondence. [Eng+Spa] Archivando correspondencia.Some time ago, two lawyers traveling together were staying at a hotel. One of them wrote a handwritten letter, but before putting it in the envelope for mailing, he made a…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 9 days ago(Humor) Too much sincerity. [Eng+Spa] Demasiada sinceridad.In a trial, a lawyer calls a very sharp-tongued man to testify. Trying to trick the man into lowering his defenses, and cooperating with the testimony, he says: “You seem to me…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 10 days ago(Humor) Overcrowded crypt. [Eng+Spa] Cripta sobrepoblada.An elderly man is visiting a cemetery he's never been to before for a friend's funeral. When he finishes, he passes by the area of crypts with urns in niches and reads on a…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 11 days ago(Humor) Appeal! + ¡Apele! [Eng+Spa]A businessman, known for his business acumen and for being highly corrupt, hires a lawyer to handle a lawsuit in which he was sued. The lawyer he hired won the case. The lawyer…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 11 days ago(Humor) Don't you remember me? + ¿No te acuerdas de mí? [Eng+Spa]A young police officer was assigned to patrol a remote village. On his first day, he found a drunk who was on top of a power pole. So he called out to him: “Hey! Come down from…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 12 days ago(Humor) Reason to quit drinking. + Motivo para dejar de beber. [Eng+Spa]Two coworkers are out together and end up at a bar. One of them orders a coffee, which surprises the other, because he knows they're both addicted to drinking themselves to the…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 13 days ago(Humor) The Door. + La puerta. [Eng+Spa]In a mental hospital, the medics decided to test the patients to see if they were improving. They painted a door on the wall and observed them. The crazy people, seeing the…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 14 days ago(Humor) The best friend. + El mejor amigo. [Eng+Spa]A couple of drunks get lost on a snowy mountain in Switzerland, suddenly they see a Saint Bernard dog approaching through the snow, with his little barrel of liquor around his…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 15 days ago(Humor) Alcohol analysis. + Análisis de alcohol. [Eng+Spa]A man, a heavy drinker, was rushed to the hospital by his family. When he woke up, still a little drunk, he asked the doctor: —Doctor, how did my results come out? The doctor…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 15 days ago(Humor) The Great Deception. + El Gran Engaño. [Eng+Spa]In a madhouse, a madman walks around with a stone tied to a rope. The director of the center approaches him and asks: — Well, walking the dog, right? —But what dog? Don't you…pedrobrito2004 in #blog • 16 days agoNightmare. + Pesadilla. [Eng+Spa]It's a Friday that's almost over. A day of repairs at home, some worries, and a feeling of malaise since I woke up. I didn't wake up early today, but I would have preferred…pedrobrito2004 in #blog • 16 days agoBamboo Dance. + Danza del Bambú. [Eng+Spa]I came across a short video on Pinterest about a traditional dance from a region in China. I was quite surprised by the agility displayed by the young woman in the video. Then…pedrobrito2004 in #blog • 17 days agoTemporary shelter. + Acogida temporal. [Eng+Spa]It's a Thursday at home, with changeable weather. Although my post today isn't focused on the weather, but on a newcomer to our home. It so happens that the neighbors' #cats…
