PostsCommentspedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday(Humor) Circles. + Círculos. [Eng+Spa]In an army, a not-too-bright officer is addressing the soldiers. To explain something, he draws a circle on a nearby blackboard and says: — To make the explanation clearer, I'm…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • yesterday(Humor) Superstitions. + Superticiones. [Eng+Spa]Two thieves broke into a hotel room to steal, but the alarm went off and they heard security personnel running down the hall. Quick, let's jump out the window to…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 3 days ago(Humor) Eyeglasses and Asthma + Anteojos y asma. [Eng+Spa]A man with asthma went to a polyclinic that had been recommended to him. He looked at the list on the ground floor for the asthma specialist's office. He noticed the elevator was…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 days ago(Humor) Because of age. + Por la edad. [Eng+Spa]A very old man walks into a doctor's office limping. — Doctor, this leg hurts quite a bit. — That's because of the age. — I'm not so sure about that; my other leg is the…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 4 days ago(Humor) Backpack. + Mochila. [Eng+Spa]On a private flight, a pilot, a politician, and a child prodigy are traveling. A malfunction occurs, and the plane is about to crash. The pilot announces that everyone must bail…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-122221 • 6 days agoHive Power Up Day! 2025-12-01 [Eng+Spa]A new month begins, and a new day to boost the power of your blog account. With the added detail that it's the last month of 2025, it sometimes feels like 2025 has flown by.…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 7 days ago(Humor) A logical fine. + Multa lógica. [Eng+Spa]In an area of a lake, a guard approaches a man who is in a boat. “Sir, fishing is prohibited in this part of the lake. With that fishing rod and tackle, you'll be fined 50…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 8 days ago(Humor) Too literal. + Demasiado literal. [Eng+Spa]In a country, a plot is uncovered, and High Command sends its agents at a military base a coded message: “Arrest Sergeant Perez, with the major secrecy.” Days later, the agents…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 10 days ago(Humor) Discontent? + ¿Descontento? [Eng+Spa]In a small town, a patrolman stops a car he thinks is speeding. The driver, a young man, tries to explain something in a rush, but the officer orders him to be quiet. They take…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 13 days ago(Humor) Cooking Time. + Tiempo de cocción. [Eng+Spa]A bit of humor from the Far East. An innocent swallow and a swindler crow happen to meet in front of a Dragon Gate, where the images of mythical animals are engraved. The…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 16 days ago(Humor) Definition of a Computer Virus. [Eng+Spa] Definición de Virus informático.Computer virus: Said of the abstract and ethereal entity that the most desperate users believe is responsible for the disasters they themselves create on their computers...…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 16 days ago(Humor) Dad? + ¿Papá? [Eng+Spa]A couple goes to the hospital because she's in labor. At the hospital, they're informed that everything is ready, and that a revolutionary, magical technology machine has…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 17 days ago(Humor) Name of the horse. + Nombre del caballo. [Eng+Spa]A man is resting at home, suddenly his wife approaches him with a furious expression and hits him until he gets out of his chair and leaves him on the floor. — Wife, what's…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 19 days agoInformatics Humor + Humor informático. [Eng+Spa]— Hey, do you know how many programmers are needed to change a light bulb? — Well, no, I don't know. How many? — None… — What? — None are needed because that's a Hardware…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 20 days ago(Humor) Not a Drop! + ¡No gotas! [Eng+Spa]At a gathering, some old friends were talking amongst themselves: “I can boast that I never drink a drop of alcohol,” said one of the men, and all the others fell into an…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 21 days ago(Humor) Cooking. + Cocinando. [Eng+Spa]A woman from a well-to-do family arrives home. It's their anniversary, and she expects to celebrate with her husband, but she finds him sprawled on the kitchen floor surrounded…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 21 days ago(Humor) Christmas and the Stages of Life [Eng+Spa] Navidad y etapas de la vida.Now that Christmas is approaching, I'm reminded of an old joke that's good for explaining the stages of life: You start by believing in Santa Claus. Then, you don't…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 21 days ago(Humor) How Do You Know? + ¿Cómo sabes? [Eng+Spa]A boy watches his father, sitting in front of their house, watching people go by. The father is drinking, and the boy approaches him. “Dad, how do you know when you've had too…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 22 days ago(Humor) Sobriety. + Sobriedad. [Eng+Spa]A very drunk man is in a doctor's office complaining of severe stomach pain. The doctor takes samples and sends them for analysis. He says: “I don't yet know the cause of…pedrobrito2004 in #hive-155986 • 24 days ago(Humor) Parade. + Desfile. [Eng+Spa]A night watchman sees a drunk man walking along a tree-lined sidewalk. The drunk man bumps into a tree, says “Sorry!”, keeps walking until he bumps into the next tree, and…
