LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/12/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/12/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-19-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-4-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-4-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@subidu21-2
@sylmarill13
@irvet24-5
@yeckingo116
@servelle27-8
@savvytester19
@ieronimus210-11
@ladyaryastark212-13
@efmm214-15
@hatdogsensei116
@pepetoken217-18
@cryptovisitor119
@manuvert220-21
@cryptomeme122
@edgerik123
@h4rr1s124
@zionic.leo225-26
@iceledy227-28
@anonyvoter129
@astramar230-31
@amaari132
@nomaddreamer233-34
@holovision.cash135

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 10 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@ieronimus, 35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Good luck !PIMP !LOLZ !PIZZA

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(4/10)
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Don't forget to burn 2 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😏 !LUV

@zionic.leo, @savvytester(8/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The only limit is the one you set for yourself."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

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@zionic.leo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Thanks for the reminder ... !LOL !PIMP !PIZZA

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

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There's a new LOLZ burner raffle post where you can burn your 2 LOLZ early. 🤗😎 !HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA

Very cool !LOL !PIZZA !PIMP

The !LOLZ burner raffle bot didn't publish a new burner raffle post for more than 24 hours though. 🤔🤯😅 !LUV

@zionic.leo, @savvytester(4/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The more you love, the more love you have to give."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
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What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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!PIMP

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lol

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory....

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Congrats @ieronimus
!MEME
!LOLZ

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?

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!LOLZ
!BBH
!PIZZA

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@zionic.leo(2/5) tipped @savvytester (x3)
sylmarill tipped lolz.burner
zionic.leo tipped lolz.burner
savvytester tipped zionic.leo

Come get MOONed!

!LOL

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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!HOPE that @pepetoken doesn't forget to join the !LOLZ burner raffle again! 🤗🐸

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

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!lolz

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

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(1/10)
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!lolz

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

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!lolz

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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(1/10)

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!lolz

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

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!lolz

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

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Thank you a lot!

!LOLZ

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

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!LOLZ

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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!lolz

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

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!lolz

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

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!LOLZ

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

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!LOLZ

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.

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!LOLZ

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

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!LOLZ

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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!lolz

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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!LOLZ

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

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!LOLZ

!LOLZ

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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!lol

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

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!LOLZ

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

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!LOLZ

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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!lolz

!LOLZ

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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!PIMP !LOLZ !PIZZA

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)

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Burn more !LOLZ

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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!lolz

!lolz

!lolz

!LOLZ

What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat

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!LOLZ 😁

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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!LOLZ

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.

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(2/10)

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!LOLZ !HUG

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

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!LOLZ

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE !BBH

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.

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!LOLZ

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

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!LOLZ

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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!LOL

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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