LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/2/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House13 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/2/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-9-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 3-25-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-25-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@sylmarill11
@servelle22-3
@crazyphantombr24-5
@edgerik16
@ieronimus27-8
@savvytester29-10
@efmm211-12
@manuvert213-14
@yeckingo1115
@hatdogsensei116
@longganisan117
@svanbo218-19
@astramar220-21
@zionic.leo222-23
@henruc224-25
@anonyvoter126
@holovision.cash127
@amaari228-29
@iceledy230-31
@akiraymd132
@irvet233-34
@astym235-36
@cursephantom137
@lumpiadobo138

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 21 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@astramar, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ
!INDEED
!MEME

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!ALIVE

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I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

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Because it was 2-tired

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Close the door, I am dressing.

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Because they make up literally everything.

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It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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WOW! Thank you!
!LOLZ

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

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!LOLZ
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Make me one with everything.

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They're both Paris sites.

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I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

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I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.

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I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.

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Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.

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Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.

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Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

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My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.

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I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.

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Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

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Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

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I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.

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My cat is so impatient?
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The outside.

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I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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It'd be curtains for all us.

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They were cooked in Greece.

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A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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Because he always has a great fall!

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But I'm clean now.

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Close the door, I am dressing.

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