Source: Grok AI generated
X is Web 2.0 trash, still rockin’ that Web 2.0 life like it’s 2009—centralized, ad-choked, and begging for a glow-up. It’s like watching your grandma trying to use Instagram while still trying to figure out how to use the VCR. Meanwhile, Hive’s out here in Web 3.0, decentralized and free, while y'all stay glued to the old ways like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. What’s next, a MySpace revival? I can already hear the emo playlists and see the glittery backgrounds making a comeback! Maybe you’ll be able to customize your profile with sparkles and an auto-playing theme song; complete with that one friend who refuses to leave the Top 8 spot, like, “Why am I not your number one?!” It’s time to leave X in the past and embrace a brighter, decentralized future! #Web3 #Hive #Xisthepast #BringBackAOL
Source: Grok AI generated