It's odd how you fully believe that you aren't making a case for Bitcoin right now.
Literally every Bitcoiner is going to tell you that all these things you talk about are exactly why you get into Bitcoin. There's an entire culture and series of memes that revolves around this exact problem and how Bitcoin solves it.
Lost it in a boating accident.
And here you are saying you've found a better solution.
And that solution is actually communism with a barter system.
It really doesn't get much more ironic than that.