Oh wow, I guess I am pretty lucky that I only get them as infrequently as I do. I can't even imagine a couple times a week! I do have a bottle of Costco vodka in the cupboard! Well, the guy finally called, but he was standing at my door when he did it. They were supposed to give me half an hour to get there. He dropped it in front of the garage and left. Luckily I brought @iikrypticsii to help me move it downstairs. 300 pounds is heavier than you would think!