Funny Signs

in Hive Collectors3 days ago

What I'm going to post about today is not a new thing, it has always existed, it's just that some cities have more opportunities that others. Unfortunately mine is in the latter category, so I don't have many and it's a miracle I was able to find these in English, but I'm keeping my eyes open and whenever I come across a funny sigh, I make sure to take some photos.

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Recently I said let's collect them and do a post on Hive, let's see if I can start something. Because I'm not a regular here 😬, I read the boss's (@mipiano) posts 😆 but I'm not sure I ever came across this topic. If crazy or funny signs has already been the topic of the month, good and let me know. If not, it's good as well. If you think you can contribute with some funny signs, be my guest as I love them. So let's see what I brought you today.

Not long ago I visited this pub, that had a few tables outside and there were all kind of funny signs on these colorful columns, so I took a photo of each, to post it in this community.

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It's not me as I hate beer, but I'm sure many of you can recognize yourself in that sentence. I have to think what's my superpower, but I'm afraid I don't have an answer to that question yet. Let me do if your superpower is making beer disappear 😆

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This was funny as well, but not everyone understands it, or see the funny side of it. I posted this one on Snaps and someone commented that they made many friends drinking milk in school. Yes, most likely we all did at some point, but this is for adults, alcohol drinking adults to be precise.

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Not a bad one. If the tables or chairs are too close, or someone is too nosy, you can point them to this direction and put them in their place :)

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This one could cause some outrage as I know many love to take selfies in every mirror they come across and bathrooms are perfect for them. The funny thing is, who is going to supervise the bathroom, to see who's taking selfies and who isn't as you can't have cameras in bathrooms.

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This was funny too and I bet after a few drinks, you feel the same 😂 Especially those who are not used to drinking, or don't know the limits.

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Neither am I! No thank you! 😂

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This was a brilliant one. You can spot this from afar, even if you're blind.

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I saved this for last. It was on a garage door and was funny. The owner mus be a funny person as next to this sign, there were 4 sheets also glued on the door and on them, written "Don't park here" in every possible and impossible language of the world. Most likely people stop to see what the hell is on those papers, but there's definitely no need for 100 languages there :)

Anyway, this is what I could gather, but as I said, my eyes are open and if I'll have more, I'll post it.

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As a cat lover, I’ll tell you that the last one is my favourite, although all the posters are fantastic. And I love the idea of bringing this sort of poster, or something similar, to this community; it could also be murals, various paintings or different kinds of quotes, but these funny ones are just too good. I don’t think I’ve seen this sort of poster round here, but I have seen thought-provoking or motivational quotes, especially in cafés.

Superpower, I was thinking about a superpower, and it’s definitely not the beer one because I don’t drink alcohol, but it might have something to do with imagination. Although I still can’t make what I imagine come true, it would be brilliant! And I’ll say it again: I think that last poster is the one that refers to my cats, when they look at me as if to say: ‘Didn’t you understand what I just told you? Get on with it!’

What a lovely collection, very original. Big hugs!💗


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Me no cat lover, but I still find it funny and it seems it's the winner today :)

And I love the idea of bringing this sort of poster, or something similar, to this community

Basically any sign that passes on a funny message is good, in my opinion. We used to have a very good photographer from Eastern Europe, hunting these signs and he had so many good ones. I always said I'm going to try to collect some, but it's not so easy, depending on the country, of course.

It’s an excellent collection, very original, I’ll have to have a closer look to see if I can find any.

You know… I’m a fan of cats and the colour pink😆

You know… I’m a fan of cats and the colour pink😆

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Meow meow, what a cool idea to make this collection and bring it here! So, István is not a hugger. 😂 Hahaha, all are funny but if I had to pick one, it would be "I have mixed drinks about feelings" 😂

If crazy or funny signs has already been the topic of the month, good and let me know

Nope. We had something similar, like messages in teabags and sugar packs, but signs from the street or public places we still didn't have. Perfect. I hope people will join in to your invitation, as it is indeed interesting. I will also look for them here, although mainly I find them in Spanish.

About superpowers... mine is to make a super deep and detailed cleaning of the kitchen, with the fridge and freezer included, plus the extractor hood. Oh well, also to mix some mortar and fix some ceramic tile - all that in one afternoon. Good superpower, isn't it? 😂

Always something similar and always this teabag message thing 🙈😬

but signs from the street or public places we still didn't have.

Time to have one 😎😆

So you're Meow fan too? 😂

So, István is not a hugger.

Seems like it.

Hahaha, all are funny but if I had to pick one, it would be "I have mixed drinks about feelings" 😂

I am with you on this and can see happen to people after a few too many drinks.

About superpowers... mine is to make a super deep and detailed cleaning of the kitchen, with the fridge and freezer included, plus the extractor hood.

You're invited to my place, to see if you really have this superpower, or just showing off behind the screen 🤣

Actually I found something. Not funny and crazy signs but it seems I collected some phrases written on walls. The text of post is confusing hahaha. Well, just a few days before this post we found and chose the apartment we are living in now, so that's why I started packing in boxes our stuff. And I mention the banknotes as I had to gather all the possible and impossible 💰 for it
But yes, funny signs and messages should invade this place 😉

Teabags, teabags... they can also invade the community :p

My arm hurts today 🤐 but I think it is the combination of the piano practices, carrying heavy stuff and this activity yesterday, so if I come to your place today, I would just show you the photo proof of the result 😆 and you should or shouldn't believe me 🤪

I'm really sorry about your arm. Please take care of it as that's your working tool 😂

Ok, I'm scheduling you for next weekend then 🤣🙊😜

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Thanks.

Well, I think that’s a good recommendation for the boss in charge of this community. And I also see you did a harvest in just one pub haha… very good ones. I really like the last one. I thought of my cat Yin when he was hungry and meowed… haha surely that’s what he was telling me.

Well, most of the signs were captured in one pub, as English is not an official language in my country and only a part of the population speaks it.

Looks like the Meow is the winner today. Lot's of cat owners here 😆

Clever post, off piste and left field!

Thanks @grindle.

off piste and left field!

I have to research what this means 😆 but I've learnt something today, so the day is not wasted 😎

Always glad to be an educator LOL have a great weekend @erikah

Thank you, you too :)

I loved them all. Especially the first one. Making beer disappear used to be a superpower of mine, but no more. And the selfies in the bathroom, oh my please and yes, make them stop.

😆 This is funny. I suppose most men have that superpower, especially when they are young.

About selfies in the bathroom, we used to do that with my niece, and we still do it, but never post any of the photos anywhere. Hell NO! This is just for fun and we always have a good laugh. I have no respect for those posting bathroom selfies. I'd never sink that low. Those people would do anything for attention.

it is one thing if it is occasionally. But you know the ones I am talking about. The people that do it every chance and mirror they see. Argh!

Unfortunately that's the trend and it shows how shallow people are. Living and doing things to fit the expectation of others, to show off.