Being left at the altar is an undeserved ordeal, even for me. The wedding day is meant to be a day of happiness, not heartache. Opting to skip the ceremony requires a heart with a lack of empathy. This decision is not impulsive; it likely simmered for weeks or even months. Deliberately investing time and money in planning a doomed wedding, only to humiliate me and my loved ones and become fodder for gossip on the internet, is an exceptionally cruel act.
Seeking revenge is a necessary response to this heartbreak. I'll return home, let out my emotions, and then turn to pen and paper to devise a well-thought-out plan. The execution of this master plan will definitely bring a sense of satisfaction.
As a pair, I always make sure I have access to my partner's social media passwords, but if I don't or he changes them, there's nothing a hacker can't do. I will pay a hacker to gain access to his social media account, which he uses frequently. First, I'll be subtle and sly, liking and retweeting articles with odd sex content to drive him crazy. Then I'll be loud and proud, posting sexual films and nude images on his profile and laughing as he attempts to explain that his account was hacked.
While he is dealing with that, I will use his email address to subscribe to spam. It's a good thing there are so many spammy websites available. If my ex-boyfriend isn't particularly well-endowed, I'll subscribe to websites about erectile dysfunction and penile growth. I'll make sure his inbox is packed with bothersome emails that will cause him to miss critical company emails and may result in his dismissal.
Next on the list is to make a profile for him on dating sites that are full of creeps. Since he is my ex, I have access to his photos and information. I'll upload his photographs and include his office and mobile phone numbers, as well as his job and home addresses, on the web.
I'll pay a blogger to post a story about how he got a mother and daughter pregnant. I'll make sure the story evokes all kinds of angry emotions in people, and I'll ask the blog to include his phone number and image in the post so that people may call him and curse him out.
People often have their go-to spots to hang out with friends. As an ex, I'm familiar with his usual haunt and timing. If I choose to, I may dress in a way that makes me feel confident, opting for stylish attire without compromising my self-respect. I'll join the hangout with a friend who'll play the role of a close companion. Sitting near him and his friends, I might let my friend act affectionate, creating a casual atmosphere. Observing his reaction discreetly, the intention is not to make a scene but to see how he responds. I know it will drive him crazy.
The ultimate nail in the coffin would be to date his boss. Any man can be seduced. It only requires knowing when and how to do it. I'll play my cards right and seduce his boss. I could go into detail about how I aim to seduce him, but this is not the piece for that. Once the task is completed, I will inform his boss of all the financial misappropriation and times he lied at work, and I will ensure that he is fired. If he has been an excellent employee, I will simply use what I have as a woman to fire him.
However, the real question is: can these actions reunite us? I doubt it. Opting for a more constructive approach, my focus will be on personal growth. The most powerful form of revenge lies in self-improvement—becoming a version of myself that surpasses what he once knew. So, when our paths cross, he'll witness a more accomplished, successful, and evolved individual, making him ponder his decision to part ways.
Each relationship is a chapter in our life narrative, occurring for a purpose. It's valuable to extract lessons from them and prepare oneself for a more fulfilling and healthier connection. Every individual deserves to be with someone who genuinely loves them and chooses to be with them.