LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/10/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/10/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 32 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo111
@henruc22-3
@jmis10124-5
@servelle26-7
@ieronimus18
@subidu29-10
@savvytester211-12
@arc-echo213-14
@manuvert215-16
@cursephantom117
@nomaddreamer218-19
@irvet220-21
@memess.fun222-23
@zionic.leo224-25
@sylmarill126
@anonyvoter127
@amaari228-29
@svanbo230-31
@astym132

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 15 which belongs to our lucky winner:

manuvert
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@manuvert, 32 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.

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I noticed that the #dustsweeper dust-sweeping bot that @savvytester uses has just boosted their dust vote there. 🤔 Expect more author rewards on your comments later on (until you reach 50 Reputation)! 😎 !HOPE !LOLZ

Good news👌. Many thanks!🙏🙏
!LOLZ
!HUG

Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.

Credit: reddit
@savvyplayer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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Before your Reputation reaches 50, it needs to pass through 49 first, which would likely take a while especially when the votes on each of your comments just have a total of $0.026. 🤔🤯😅

!WEIRD
!LOLZ

Today I made a post about a cat, I hope it will speed up the process🤣🤝
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

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Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvyplayer

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!lol

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

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!lol

Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.

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Congrats @manuvert
!MEME
!LOLZ

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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!LOL

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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!LOLZ

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training

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!LOLZ

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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!LOLZ

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

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!LOLZ

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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!LOLZ
!WINE

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

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Yay, another win, thanks a lot for the !lolz
!ALIVE

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

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!ALIVE
!PIZZA

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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!LOLZ

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

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!LOLZ

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

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!LOLZ

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.

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!LOLZ
!MEME

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

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!LOLZ

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

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!LOLZ

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide

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!HOPE that @iceledy and @pepetoken are able to burn (2) !LOLZ today, especially after not being able to do so yesterday! 🤗😏

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.

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!LOLZ
!INDEED
!ALIVE

Thanks for the Hive tipping tokens! 😀 Please don't forget to burn 2 LOLZ after 4 hours for the LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗😏 !HOPE !INDEED !WEIRD !PIZZA

I am VERY grateful to you for supporting my reputation🙏🥰 Today I will make this fire🔥
!LOLZ
!MEME

@savvytester told me to curate your comments (especially those where I directly reply to), so that you can get to 50 Reputation more quickly. 🤗

I use #dustbunny and they use #dustsweeper, both of which are dust-collecting services which boost small votes on comments (and also on posts, though that doesn't happen often). 😎

I am VERY grateful to you and the @savvytester for your good deeds🙏🥰
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

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@savvyplayer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

It's interesting that you referred to @savvytester as "the @savvytester" !INDEED! 😎😆

!LOLZ

!WEIRD !LOLZ Well, I think you and the savvytester understood what I what I meant👏😁
!ALIVE

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.

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Thank you, my good friend! Sorry that my problem takes your time and resources. I am very grateful and appreciate your help🙏🥰🌺
!MEME
!ALIVE

Please don't worry about my "time and resources", since voting your comments takes less than a minute in total, and each of my votes are currently worth little anyway. 🧘‍♂️🤗

!HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !ALIVE

We say: a gift is not expensive, attention is expensive! Thank you! 🙏🥰
!MEME
!ALIVE
!HUG

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

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!HOPE that with my and @savvyplayer's votes on your content (which are only comments so far and no posts) make your Reputation reach 50 soon (with the help of #dustsweeper and #dustbunny which will boost our votes !INDEED)! 🧘‍♂️🤗😏

!PIZZA
!HUG

Thank you and savviplayer for your responsiveness, empathy and big heart❤️❤️❤️‍🔥🙏🥰
!LOLZ
!ALIVE
!INDEED

Who is savviplayer on your comment there? 🤯😂 !LOLZ

Sorry, I made a grammatical mistake again, but this is again the translator's fault and my inattention, of course this is savvyplayer
!LOLZ
!MEME

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

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You having published a post (which is your first one here on Hive) already brought your Reputation to 49. 🤔😎😏 !HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !HUG

Yes, I assumed so. And only thanks to you did I decide to make it🙏🥰. Without your support, I would have thought about it for a long time🤔🧐 I wonder how many more posts do I need to make my reputation 50 -? (approximately)
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Your active support showed me that I just have to make a post, instead of stressing such good friends. I will definitely have it done as soon as the cat gets better (unfortunately he will need another plastic surgery in the coming days), so it will be either at the end of the week or after the weekend. I could probably make a simple post, but since this is my first try, I need to devote more time to my 'face'. Thank you!🙏🥰🌺
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

I wonder what stressing such good friends mean on your comment there. 🤔🤯

I assume that you are busy in real life, not only because of your job, but because you are helping take care of (more) cats !INDEED. 🧘‍♂️🤗

!WEIRD
!HOPE

instead of stressing such good friends - Use, take away the time of good friends

Yes, I didn't have much time for Hive anyway, and now this little kitten needs medical treatments, bandages and human communication (he was quite wild, and now he's starting to trust people) - all this takes a lot of time in real life, but I !HOPE he will recover and my life will return to its usual rhythm.
!INDEED
!ALIVE

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

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People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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!LOLZ

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

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!LOLZ !HUG

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

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!LOLZ 🤣

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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!LOLZ 🤣

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.

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!LOL

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvyplayer tipped iceledy (x11)
@iceledy(1/5) tipped @savvytester
manuvert tipped iceledy
savvytester tipped iceledy (x5)

Come get MOONed!

!lolz

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

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!PIMP

!PIMP

!LOLZ 😁

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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