LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 7/19/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 7/19/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 7-26-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 7-11-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 7-11-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 32 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo111
@servelle22-3
@h4rr1s24-5
@fjworld16
@ivyann27-8
@ieronimus29-10
@manuvert111
@efmm212-13
@henruc214-15
@savvytester216-17
@irvet218-19
@iceledy220-21
@middle-earthling122
@sylmarill123
@anonyvoter124
@zionic.leo225-26
@astym127
@edgerik128
@astramar129
@dubble130
@amaari131
@holovision.cash132

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 26 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@zionic.leo, 32 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.

Credit: reddit
@zionic.leo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
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!LOLZ

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

Credit: reddit
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Your burning of 2 !LOLZ per day continues to pay off !INDEED! 😎😏

!PIMP

Thanks for the 5 PIMP token tip for me! 😀 Anyway, !HOPE that the PIZZA and !LOLZ token tipping bots resume working again! 🤗😏

Most welcome !LOL

Congratulations for winning the !LOLZ burner raffle draws twice in a row! 🥳😎😏 !INDEED

Yes indeed, I was very lucky !LOL 🤣

The PEPE frog @pepetoken won today's LOLZ burner raffle draw. 🤔🐸 !HOPE that you burn your 2 LOLZ there today! 🤗😏 !WEIRD !INDEED

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.

Credit: reddit
@zionic.leo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lol

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congrats @zionic.leo
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thanks !LOL

You're welcome.
!HUG

!PIMP

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(1/10)
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What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
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!lolz

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
!BBH

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Ten- tickles

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!HOPE that you burn more than one !LOLZ daily for the LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗😏 That increases the prize for the winner, as well as (almost) doubles your chances of winning! 😎🤓

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

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@sylmarill, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!LOLZ

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

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(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
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!HOPE that @pepetoken goes back from its "frog vacation" and resumes burning !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner raffle! 🐸🧘‍♂️🤯🤗

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Vakay bee burning man! 🐸🧘‍♂️🤯🤗 !BBH !UNICOIN !ZOMBIE

I would still recommend that you burn (2) !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner raffle (particularly under the latest LOLZ burner raffle post) even if both the LOLZ token tipping bot and the LOLZ token burner bot are currently not working properly. 🤔🐸🤯😅 !HOPE

I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
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!LOLZ

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

A boy in school put his report card on the ceiling
He needed to get his grades up

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/4)
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!LOLZ

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

!lolz

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 😁

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/4)
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!LOLZ

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thanks for the win !LOL

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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@zionic.leo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
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!LOLZ

I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 🤣

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
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!lolz

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
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!lolz

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/8)
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!lolz

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Tagging @captaincryptic again (who is the owner/operator of the LOLZ bots) because the !LOLZ burner raffle bot hasn't published a burner raffle post for today! 🤔🤯😆 !INDEED

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

I just noticed that the !LOLZ token tipping bot has also stopped working since 11 hours ago. 🤔🤯🤓 !WEIRD

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

Credit: manuvert
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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!LOLZ !INDEED

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
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!LOLZ !HUG

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
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!ZOMBIE !LOLZ

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

!LOLZ 🤣

!HOPE that @captaincryptic becomes aware soon that his !LOLZ bots haven't been working properly since 2 days ago! 🤗😅

Here's my second !LOLZ token "burning" (tipping) attempt anyway for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post (even if both the LOLZ token tipping bot and the LOLZ token burner bot aren't working right now)! 🤔🤯😅 !WEIRD

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!LOLZ

!HOPE that there is a way to reach @captaincryptic faster regarding his !LOLZ bots still not working since 3 days ago! 🤔🤯😅

Here's my second !LOLZ token burning attempt anyway for today, which I !HOPE would still be counted when the LOLZ token tipping bot and LOLZ burner bot get fixed! 🤗😅

!LOLZ !HUG

!LOLZ !INDEED