LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 6/4/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 6/4/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 6-11-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-27-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-27-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 32 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@henruc11
@gatet12
@yeckingo113
@h4rr1s14
@iceledy25-6
@ieronimus27-8
@irvet19
@servelle210-11
@savvytester212-13
@manuvert214-15
@subidu216-17
@efmm118
@astramar119
@ladyaryastark120
@svanbo221-22
@zionic.leo223-24
@anonyvoter125
@amaari226-27
@edgerik128
@pepetoken129
@astym230-31
@holovision132

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 6 which belongs to our lucky winner:

iceledy
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@iceledy, 32 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ
!ALIVE

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!LOLZ
!MEME

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE
!MEME

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.

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My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME
!HUG

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!lol

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.

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!lol

I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.

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It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE !UNICOIN

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE !BBH

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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!LOLZ

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.

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!LOLZ

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

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!lolz

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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You might want to try tipping your second !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner raffle post today! 😎😏 !HOPE

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

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@h4rr1s, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

!HOPE that @astym is able to burn 2 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅

Anyway, congratulations to @iceledy for winning 32 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎😏

Can February march?
No, but April may.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!lolz

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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!lolz

!LOLZ
!BBH

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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!LOLZ

2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

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!LOLZ

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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!lolz

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.

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!lolz

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.

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!lolz

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

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!lolz

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

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!LOLZ

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

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Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.

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Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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!lolz

Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.

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!LOLZ 🤣

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able

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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

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!LOLZ

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins

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!lolz

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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!LOLZ

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.

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!LOLZ

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

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!LOLZ

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.

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!lolz

!LOLZ

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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