LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 6/23/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 6/23/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 6-30-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 6-15-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 6-15-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@irvet21-2
@subidu23-4
@henruc25-6
@cryptovisitor17
@ieronimus28-9
@h4rr1s210-11
@manuvert112
@crazyphantombr213-14
@astym215-16
@fjworld117
@yeckingo1118
@savvytester219-20
@pepetoken121
@anonyvoter122
@sylmarill123
@iceledy224-25
@servelle226-27
@zionic.leo228-29
@middle-earthling230-31
@edgerik132
@svanbo233-34
@efmm135
@holovision.cash136
@dubble137
@astramar138

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 2 which belongs to our lucky winner:

irvet
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@irvet, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Congrats @irvet
!MEME
!LOLZ

Thanks 😊
!lolz
!meme

You're welcome!
!KING
!LOLZ
!MEME

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

Credit: reddit
@irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(7/10)

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I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.

Credit: theabsolute
@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(3/8)
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Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)
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Thank you very much 😊
!lolz

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.

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@irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
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Thank you very much 😊
!lolz
!meme

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(4/8)
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I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/8)

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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@irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Here's the first comment under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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!LOL

Congratulations for being the second commenter on the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😆😎😏 !HOPE !INDEED !WEIRD !PIZZA

Good luck on the draw and have a nice day!
!PIZZA
!HUG
!LOLZ

Don't forget to burn (two) !LOLZ under the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !INDEED

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Thanks for the reminder.
!HUG
!CTP

Here's a reminder that the CTP token tipping bot hasn't worked (properly) for more than 3 months. 🤗🤯😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE !HUG

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(1/5) tipped @jmis101 (x2)
savvytester tipped middle-earthling
middle-earthling tipped savvytester

Come get MOONed!

Hope that @jmis101 is able to burn (2) LOLZ for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😏

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
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I haven't received any mention for all the ones I entered.
!WEIRD

Take note that any !LOLZ you "burn" (tip to the LOLZ burner bot's Hive account) on any given day gets counted only on the LOLZ burner raffle post (at least) 7 days after your LOLZ token tip. 🤔🤯🤓

!WEIRD

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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@jmis101, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Okay
I have participated twice and still didn't get any mention.
I believe one should be up to seven days now.
Still nothing.
!WEIRD
And whenever I don't get a mention on these things, I tend to forget about it and give up trying.
!INDEED

Please try to burn 2 !LOLZ on the latest LOLZ burner raffle post from 08:00 to 04:00 the next day (UTC) for at least 7 consecutive days, so that you would get notified about your participation 7 days in a row (except when the LOLZ burner raffle post encounters technical problems again). 🤗🤯😅

!HOPE

My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.

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@jmis101, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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I will try.
But I don't think I will be consistent with 7 days without any mention in-between the days.
!INDEED

While the LOLZ token burner bot doesn't mention you everyday, I can happily fill in that gap for you. 😎😆😅

!HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !HUG

Alright
I will appreciate.
You can add links as well.
!INDEED

!LOLZ

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...

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!LOLZ

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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!lolz

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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Thank you very much.

!LOLZ
!PEPE
!MEME

May Positive pepEntropy be with you all.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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!LOLZ

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

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!lolz

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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!lolz

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

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!lolz

What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken

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(1/10)

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!lol

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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(1/10)

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!lol

If you’re feeling paranoid...
You’re not alone.

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(2/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.

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(1/2)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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(2/2)

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!lolz

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/8)

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Thank you !LOLZ and gud luck burners! !BBH !ZOMBIE

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

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Gud luk eberyone on being da phunnee Weiner! !LOLZ !ZOMBIE

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

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!LOL

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

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!LOL

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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!LOL

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

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(2/10)
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Burn !LOLZ

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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!LOLZ

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.

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!LOLZ

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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!LOLZ 😁

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ
!BBH

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ !INDEED

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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(1/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !HUG

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

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(1/8)

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!LOLZ

Where do cats go for fun?
An a-mews-ment park

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!LOLZ

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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!LOLZ

I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.

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!LOL

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.

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!lolz

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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!LOLZ

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

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