LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/6/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/6/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-13-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-28-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-28-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@logen9f21-2
@savvytester23-4
@ieronimus25-6
@sylmarill17
@astramar28-9
@h4rr1s110
@crazyphantombr111
@servelle212-13
@irvet214-15
@efmm216-17
@manuvert218-19
@henruc220-21
@nomaddreamer222-23
@astym224-25
@zionic.leo226-27
@middle-earthling228-29
@anonyvoter130
@svanbo231-32
@holovision.cash133
@amaari234-35
@edgerik136
@iceledy137
@pepetoken138

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 5 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@ieronimus, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!HOPE that @svanbo, @astramar, and @pepetoken doesn't skip burning (2) !LOLZ like what happened yesterday! 🤔🤗🤯😅

I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

I missed yesterday's draw again, so today I burned there😪😭
!LOLZ
!MEME

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Remember that no matter where you put your LOLZ token tipping command, for as long as it is made under any of the LOLZ burner bot's posts or comments, then you will get raffle entries for each LOLZ token "burned". 😎😏

!HUG
!LUV
!INDEED

@astramar, @savvytester(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The greatest joy is the joy of being you."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Thank you for the advice😘👌
!LOLZ
!HUG
!HBIT

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/10)
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I wonder why your HBIT token tipping command there didn't work though, because that was your only HBIT command yesterday (UTC). 🤔🤯 Anyway, please don't forget to mine HBIT today! 🤗😏

!HOPE !INDEED !WEIRD !PIZZA

Ok. Thank you!
!LOLZ
!HBIT

!PIMP !LOLZ

Thanks for the PIMP and the LOLZ! 😀 Nice to see you burn 2 LOLZ everyday for the LOLZ token burning project! 😎😏 !HOPE !WEIRD !INDEED !PIZZA

Absolutely 👌 !PIMP !LOL

You might want to join other giveaways, such as the giveaway by actifit-chris where you simply comment anywhere on the comments section of his latest #Actifit post to get a chance to win 1 HSBI on his next #Actifit post where he picks a random winner for the previous post! 🤔😎😏 !HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !WEIRD

Indeed worth considering ... !PIMP !LOLZ

I thought I would see your participating comment after I read your comment there, but found none. 🤔🤯 Anyway, since there is a more recent post here, you can no longer join under the previous giveaway posts from the same author. 🤓😏 !HOPE !INDEED !WEIRD !PIZZA

Okay cool !PIMP !PIZZA

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
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Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(4/10)
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I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
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!lol

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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!lolz

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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(2/10)
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!lolz
!PIZZA

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/8)
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!lolz
!GIFU

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvytester tipped zionic.leo (x4)
cryptoyzzy tipped lolz.burner
@zionic.leo(2/5) tipped @savvytester (x2)
logen9f tipped lolz.burner
savvytester tipped astramar

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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!lolz

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/6)
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!lolz

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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!lol

Hotel receptionists are creepy.
They spend all day checking people out.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

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Thank you a lot!

!LOLZ

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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!LOLZ

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!BBH

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

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!lolz

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
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!lolz

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

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!LOLZ

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

!LOLZ

Congrats @ieronimus
!MEME
!LOLZ

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)

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!LOLZ !PIMP

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

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(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

More !LOLZ to BURN Today.

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(4/10)

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!LOLZ

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

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(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)

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!LOLZ 😁

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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!LOLZ

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

Credit: boboman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
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!LOLZ

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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(5/10)
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!lolz

!PIZZA
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!HOPE
!LUV
!PIMP

!LOLZ

Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.

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(2/10)

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!LOLZ

A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM