LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/30/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/30/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 6-6-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-22-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-22-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 37 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@subidu21-2
@h4rr1s13
@yeckingo114
@irvet25-6
@ieronimus27-8
@ladyaryastark19
@astramar210-11
@fjworld112
@servelle213-14
@efmm215-16
@middle-earthling217-18
@henruc219-20
@edgerik121
@zionic.leo222-23
@anonyvoter124
@manuvert125
@svanbo226-27
@astym228-29
@cursephantom130
@savvytester231-32
@iceledy233-34
@pepetoken135
@amaari136
@holovision.cash137

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 25 which belongs to our lucky winner:

manuvert
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@manuvert, 37 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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They unwind.

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If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

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!BBH

I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

Where do cats go for fun?
An a-mews-ment park

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!HOPE that @svanbo, @iceledy, @astym, and @pepetoken don't miss burning 2 !LOLZ again today! 🤗🤯😅

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

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Yay, I won!! Thanks a lot for the !lolz
Have a good week end!

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?

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Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

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Want to here a joke about pizza?
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Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.

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Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.

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Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

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Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

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Mutton Honey.

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I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.

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I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

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