LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/19/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/19/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-26-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-11-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-11-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@sylmarill11
@gatet12
@ieronimus23-4
@henruc25-6
@servelle27-8
@manuvert19
@irvet210-11
@akiraymd112
@cryptovisitor113
@iceledy214-15
@ladyaryastark116
@edgerik117
@efmm218-19
@yeckingo1120
@cursephantom121
@zionic.leo222-23
@anonyvoter124
@h4rr1s125
@astramar226-27
@svanbo228-29
@astym230-31
@subidu232-33
@pepetoken134
@holovision.cash135

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 22 which belongs to our lucky winner:

zionic.leo
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@zionic.leo, 35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Many thanks for the !LOLZ rewards, very cool 👍

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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!LOLZ

You were able to participate on the latest LOLZ burner raffle post in less than 2 minutes before I was able to join. 🤔😅 !WEIRD !HOPE !INDEED

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!HOPE you reach Level 17 on the PEPE frog battle game sooner! 🐸🤗😅 !INDEED !WEIRD

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏

I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.

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The previous LOLZ burner raffle post ran for 48 hours, but @svanbo wasn't able to participate there by burning at least one !LOLZ per day. 🤔🤯 !HOPE that he is able to burn (2) LOLZ on today's burner post! 🤗😅

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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!lolz

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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!lolz

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

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!LOLZ

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

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!lolz

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

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!LOLZ

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!

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!lolz

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able

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!LOLZ

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

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!lolz

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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!lolz

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

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!lol

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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!lol

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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!LOLZ

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

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!LOLZ

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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!LOLX

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

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I mean !LOLZ

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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!ZOMBIE !LOLZ

!LOL

I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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!PIZZA !LOLZ

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@zionic.leo(3/5) tipped @lolz.burner

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ 😁

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

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Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

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!LOLZ 🤣

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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!LOLZ

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.

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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

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!LOLZ

I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.

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What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.

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The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

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