LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/1/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/1/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-8-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-23-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-23-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 41 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@savvytester41-4
@iceledy25-6
@logen9f27-8
@ieronimus29-10
@henruc211-12
@servelle213-14
@yeckingo1215-16
@efmm217-18
@crazyphantombr119
@irvet220-21
@h4rr1s122
@manuvert223-24
@astym225-26
@sylmarill127
@middle-earthling228-29
@zionic.leo230-31
@astramar232-33
@anonyvoter134
@subidu235-36
@holovision.cash137
@edgerik138
@svanbo239-40
@pepetoken141

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 33 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@astramar, 41 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

Credit: marshmellowman
@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!lol

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

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!lol

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

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!lolz
!PIZZA

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.

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!LOLZ to burn
!BBH

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!HOPE you burn more than one LOLZ daily for the LOLZ burner raffle project! 🤗😅 !INDEED !PIZZA

for free !PIZZA I am burning one more !LOLZ

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

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!lolz
!GIFU

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
logen9f tipped lolz.burner
@sylmarill(2/5) tipped @savvytester

Come get MOONed!

!lolz

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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!lolz

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !HOPE

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.

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!HOPE to see more LOLZ burner raffle draws where the winner gets more than 40 !LOLZ tokens! 🤗😅

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

Credit: reddit
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!LOLZ

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

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!LOLZ

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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!lolz

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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!lolz

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

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!lolz

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.

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!LOLZ

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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second !LOLZ to burn

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

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Good morning friends
!lol

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

I wish you a great day
!lol

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

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!LOLZ

!LOLZ
!BBH

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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!lolz

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

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!lolz

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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!lolz

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.

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!ZOMBIE !LOLZ

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

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!LOLZ

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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!LOLZ

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

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!LOLZ

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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!LOLZ !HUG

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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!LOLZ

Congrats @astramar
!MEME
!LOLZ

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

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!LOL

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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!LOLZ

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

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Burning more !LOLZ

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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!LOLZ

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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!LOLZ

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

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!LOLZ

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

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!LOLZ 🤣

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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!LOLZ

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

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!LOLZ

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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