LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/3/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/3/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-10-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 3-26-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-26-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 31 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@logen9f21-2
@servelle23-4
@middle-earthling25-6
@ieronimus27-8
@cursephantom19
@edgerik110
@subidu211-12
@efmm113
@manuvert114
@yeckingo1115
@henruc216-17
@astramar218-19
@crazyphantombr120
@holovision.cash121
@zionic.leo222-23
@anonyvoter124
@amaari225-26
@iceledy227-28
@savvytester129
@astym230-31

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 2 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@logen9f, 31 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lolz
!PIZZA

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

If you’re feeling paranoid...
You’re not alone.

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@logen9f, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)
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I noticed that it has just been less than a week since you first joined the LOLZ burner raffle. 🤔🤓😏 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

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"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James"

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Made with LUV by crrdlx

It has already been almost three hours since the publication time of the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post, but only two human comments so far were present before this comment. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvytester tipped h4rr1s
@logen9f(1/5) tipped @lolz.burner

Moon is coming

!lolz

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thank you!

!BBH
!lolz

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .

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!LOLZ

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/10)

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!lolz

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.

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!lolz

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)
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Congrats @logen9f
!MEME
!LOLZ

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)

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!LOL

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

!lol

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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!lol

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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(2/10)
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Nunca !lol ganho nada

Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.

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(1/10)

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Nunca ganho !lol nada

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.

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!LOLZ

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training

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!LOLZ 😁

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

For !LOLZ Burning !PIMP

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

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Burn !LOLZ

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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!LOLZ !HUG

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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!LOLZ

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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!LOLZ 🤣

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken

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!LOL

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(6/10)
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!LOLZ

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.

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(6/10)

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