LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/29/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/29/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-6-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-21-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-21-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@irvet21-2
@henruc23-4
@servelle25-6
@yeckingo117
@ieronimus28-9
@astramar210-11
@efmm212-13
@manuvert114
@svanbo215-16
@ladyaryastark117
@cursephantom118
@savvytester219-20
@zionic.leo221-22
@astym223-24
@subidu225-26
@iceledy227-28
@anonyvoter129
@edgerik130
@nomaddreamer231-32
@amaari233-34
@holovision.cash135
@pepetoken136

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 18 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@cursephantom, 36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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!lolz

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
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!lolz

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

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!lolz

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(3/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(4/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ to burn

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Thanks! !LOLZ

!LOLZ
!BBH

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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!lolz

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!ZOMBIE !LOLZ

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

I wonder why you burn your other LOLZ on an older LOLZ burner raffle post 3 days before the current latest one. 🤔🤯😆🐸 !WEIRD !LUV !INDEED

@pepetoken, @savvytester(9/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Love is the heartbeat of the universe."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Mi froggie playing catch up? !ZOMBIE 🤔🤯😆🐸

It doesn't matter which LOLZ burner post (or comment) you burn your LOLZ tokens on, because they will all get counted anyway towards the latest LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤔🤓🤯😆🐸

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.

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@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Yes twue. Just try to comment on them all. Starting with the oldest one gives me a chance everyday. Now mi froggie am all caught up. 🤓🐸

Do you mean that you now understand that if you missed participating on a given day's LOLZ burner raffle post until the next one gets published, you won't have any raffle entry for that day? 🤔🐸🤯🤓 !WEIRD !LUV !HUG

@pepetoken, @savvytester(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make. - Jane Goodall"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

No .. er .. maybe .. mi was tink'n 'bout bee-ing notiphried! 🤔🐸🤯🤓 !LUV !HUG

@savvytester, @pepetoken(3/5) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The light within you is stronger than any darkness around you."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

For your convenience, I really suggest that you burn 2 LOLZ per day on the latest LOLZ burner raffle post. 🧘‍♂️🤗🤯🐸

!lolz

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
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!lolz

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
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!LOL !HUG

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
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!LOL !INDEED

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
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!LOLZ

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ladyaryastark

(4/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!PIMP !LOLZ

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
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Some more !LOLZ to burn

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lol

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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!lol

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 😁

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
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!LOLZ

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Can February march?
No, but April may.

Credit: bitpizza
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOL

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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