LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/21/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/21/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-28-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-13-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-13-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@irvet21-2
@servelle23-4
@astym25-6
@holovision.cash17
@subidu28-9
@henruc210-11
@ladyaryastark112
@ieronimus213-14
@akiraymd115
@efmm116
@yeckingo1117
@h4rr1s118
@savvytester219-20
@zionic.leo221-22
@anonyvoter123
@iceledy224-25
@edgerik126
@manuvert227-28
@amaari229-30
@astramar231-32
@svanbo233-34

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 6 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@astym, 34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Thank you!
!lolz
!MEME
!INDEED

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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!lol

Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.

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(1/10)

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!lol

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

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!lolz

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

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!lolz

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

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!lolz

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.

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!lolz

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

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!lolz

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

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!LOLZ

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!

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(1/10)

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!PIZZA

!LOLZ

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(3/5) tipped @astym
ieronimus tipped lolz.burner

Come get MOONed!

!LOLZ

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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!LOLZ

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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!lolz

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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!LOL !INDEED

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)

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!LOLZ !HUG

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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!LOLZ

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ladyaryastark

(2/6)
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!LOLZ

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏

What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat

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(4/10)
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Hope to see @astym and @iceledy continue joining the !LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗😅

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

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(5/10)
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why should i stop doing this? Prizes are given out, tokens are burned - let's move on🤣😂😁
!LOLZ
!HBIT

astym, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

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There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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I think about real-life important activities that sometimes (or oftentimes) make us forget to join Hive giveaways such as this !LOLZ burner raffle. 🤔🧘‍♂️🤯😅 !LUV

@astym, @savvytester(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Love is the heartbeat of all that is good."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Oh, there are a lot of such events, but thanks to your attention, I try not to miss at least this lottery. However, I increasingly think that maybe if I missed a day, someone else would get the prize, maybe he would need it more...
!LOLZ
!INDEED

The more LOLZ the participants burn for a LOLZ burner raffle post, the greater the prize the winner will get when a winner is randomly drawn from all the participants of a given day. 🤔🤓😏

!HOPE !INDEED !HUG !PIZZA

!LOLZ !PIMP

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.

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Another !LOLZ for burning

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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!LOLZ

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!lolz

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

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!lolz

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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!LOLZ

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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!LOLZ

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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!LOLZ 😁

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.

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!LOLZ

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

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!LOLZ

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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!LOLZ

!LOLZ

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able

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!LOLZ 🤣

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

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!LOLZ 🤣

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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!LOL

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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