LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/11/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/11/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-18-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-3-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-3-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo111
@h4rr1s12
@savvytester23-4
@servelle25-6
@logen9f27-8
@ieronimus29-10
@cursephantom111
@efmm112
@subidu213-14
@middle-earthling215-16
@henruc217-18
@crazyphantombr219-20
@astramar221-22
@anonyvoter123
@zionic.leo224-25
@svanbo226-27
@astym228-29
@amaari230-31
@holovision.cash132
@edgerik133
@irvet234-35
@manuvert136
@iceledy237-38

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 14 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@subidu, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

!lol

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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(2/10)
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!lolz

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/6)
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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy

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@subidu, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Congrats @subidu
!MEME
!LOLZ

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.

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!LOL

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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(2/10)
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!lolz

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

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!lolz

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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(2/10)

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!lolz
!BBH

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

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(1/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz
!PIZZA

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvytester tipped zionic.leo
@savvytester(3/5) tipped @astym (x2)
logen9f tipped lolz.burner

Moon is coming

!lolz

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

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!lolz

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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!LOLZ

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)

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!LOLZ

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
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!LOLZ

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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!LOLZ

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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!LOLZ

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ
!BBH

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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!lolz

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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!lolz

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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!lolz

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

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!LOLZ

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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!LOLZ !INDEED

What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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!LOLZ !HUG

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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!PIMP

Don't forget to join today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

@zionic.leo, @savvytester(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Happiness is a choice you make every day."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Hope that @astym is able to drop 2 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !DIY

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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yes i did it👍
!LOLZ
!DIY

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/10)
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You still have about 21 more hours to join today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤓😏 !DIY !LUV !PIZZA

@astym, @savvytester(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"You are a miracle—be the miracle."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Actually, I have 6 more days... 🤔🙃🤣
!INDEED
!HOPE

Every LOLZ burner raffle post waits for 7 days before the LOLZ burner bot chooses a winner for it, but your entries being delayed for more than 24 hours usually makes you lose the chance to join a particular LOLZ burner raffle, because the LOLZ token tipping bot allows tipping LOLZ to the same Hive account (which is the Hive account of the LOLZ burner bot in this case) only twice a day (UTC -5). 🤔🤯😅

!PIZZA
!LUV
!DIY

@astym, @savvytester(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Every day is a canvas—paint it with love."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

!LOL

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

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(3/10)
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!LOLZ
!PIMP
!MEME

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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Burn !LOLZ

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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!LOLZ 🤣

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.

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!LOLZ 🤣

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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!LOLZ

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

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!LOLZ

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.

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!LOLZ

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.

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!lolz

!LOLZ

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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!lolz

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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!LOLZ !INDEED

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !HUG

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

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!LOLZ 😁

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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!lolz

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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(2/10)
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