LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/14/2025

in LOLZ's Fun House14 days ago

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/14/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-21-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 3-6-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-6-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 39 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@henruc21-2
@logen9f23-4
@akiraymd15
@servelle26-7
@ieronimus28-9
@crazyphantombr210-11
@yeckingo1112
@irvet213-14
@cursephantom115
@efmm216-17
@manuvert218-19
@amaari120
@holovision.cash121
@anonyvoter122
@middle-earthling223-24
@zionic.leo225-26
@svanbo227-28
@edgerik129
@savvytester230-31
@cryptoyzzy132
@gameexp233-34
@astym135
@subidu136
@astramar237-38
@iceledy139

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 18 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@manuvert, 39 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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!LOLZ

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

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!lolz

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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I thought I made the first (human) comment under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post, until I saw a single other comment on the comments section less than 2 minutes after the post was published. 🤯😆😅 !DIY

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.

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!LOL

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!lolz
!BBH

Can February march?
No, but April may.

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!lolz
!PIZZA

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
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!LOLZ

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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!LOLZ

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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!lolz

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.

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!lolz

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.

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!LOLZ

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.

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!LOLZ

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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!lolz

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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!lolz

!lolz

Congrats @manuvert
!MEME
!LOLZ

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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!LOL

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

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!LOLZ

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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!LOLZ
!BBH

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.

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Thanks for the !lolz
Let's try again!
Enjoy your week end!

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.

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!lolz

What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat

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Stay pimped !LOL !PIMP

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

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Burn !LOLZ Token

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

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!LOLZ 🤣

Ah close enough
Mediocrates

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!LOLZ 🤣

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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!lolz

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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!LOLZ 😁

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

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!LOLZ

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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I wonder why the !LOLZ burner raffle bot hasn't published another burner post for more than 24 hours. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.

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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today anyway! 😎😅 !DIY

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

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!LOLZ

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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!LOLZ

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

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!LOL

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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!LOLZ

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.

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!LOLZ

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.

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