LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/13/2024

in LOLZ's Fun Houselast year (edited)

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/13/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-20-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 1-5-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-5-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@sylmarill11
@holovision.cash12
@esbat13
@servelle24-5
@astramar26-7
@savvytester38-10
@cursephantom111
@imno112
@henruc113
@crazyphantombr214-15
@hivecurious116
@ieronimus117
@arpuch118
@nomaddreamer119
@thebighigg220-21
@efmm222-23
@dewabrata124
@manuvert125
@svanbo126
@astym127
@amaari228-29
@iceledy230-31
@baburamg132
@cryptovisitor133
@mario89134

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 27 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym
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@astym, 35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 10

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


!LOLZ

You should use the !LOLZ command twice on every LOLZ burner post to (almost) double your chance of winning! 🤓

Yes, but I want to share !LOLZ it with someone else.

Your 256 staked LOLZ right now will allow you to tip !LOLZ 6 times a day! 😎

Yes, but that's not enough for me. !LOLZ Thanks

Hope that having 10 !LOLZ tips per day is already enough for you! 🤗

!lolz I'm not sure, but that's something... appetite comes with eating

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Looks like your comment there is intended for somebody else! 🤯😅

Have some !PGM with !LUV! 😁

Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.

Credit: reddit
@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(5/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

Credit: reddit
@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/4)
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I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.

Credit: reddit
@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ
!LOLZ
!LOLZ
!LOLZ

Looks like you are so eager to participate in the LOLZ burner raffle by using multiple !LOLZ commands on your comment! 🤔😅

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

Credit: dksart
@thebighigg, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(9/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thebighigg

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

One more
!LOLZ

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

Credit: vaipraonde
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ 🤣

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOL
!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 9

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOL

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ
!PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 7

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

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I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Hey guys! Good to see you! !lol

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!again !lol

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Very good idea, so my first participation
!lolz

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.

Credit: belhaven14
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pof.lolz

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Congrats @svanbo
Please add me again
@middle-earthling ☕🍕🍺
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Fun Times

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 😉

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Congratulations to @svanbo for winning !LOLZ again! 😎

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP

!LOLZ

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

Credit: lobaobh
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ !PGM

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 14

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of eolianpariah2

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ !LUV Thank you!

lolz.burner, astym sent you LUV. 🙂 (1/1) tools | trade | connect | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 🤣

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Another one!
!lolz

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.


YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.


Aw man @lolz.pimp, you are out of PIMP to slap people.
Go Stake some more and increase your PIMP power.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).

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Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District

Good morning !LOLZ

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of mario89

(1/10)
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!lolz

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Good morning !LOLZ

!LOLZ !MEME

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(3/5) tipped @iceledy (x4)