Sneaky Santa

I was almost sad that I didn't get a Secret Santa gift this year. I know @trumpman is still waiting on his. Turns out, mine got sent to the other address where I was staying at the condo in town. Luckily, I had some good neighbors there that seen it and put it up until I could come and fetch it.

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The red and silver garland was a nice touch and went over real well with the girlies as they thought it was a lei and had a blast dancing around the room. Or maybe that was because of all the chocolate?

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Even Santa knows I'm worth at least a billion fuk'n dollars. But we'll keep that between us. A few firsts on the sweets list as I have never had those coconut rolls before. They disappeared quick. 😜 Also new was the Cherry Jubilee Andes bits there, I did manage to save a few of those yummy little morsels. I didn't have as much luck with the PB Clusters though, the girls tore those up pretty fast!

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And since there is no proof! I got this sexy beast along with all the other goodies:

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Isn't it marvelous? So shiny. Though, I was getting mixed signals from the big guy. Does he like the way I dig my dick so deep into shit? Is he calling me a dickhead? Or maybe since I'm such a PIMP, he's saying I'm the total cock of the walk. LMAO! Either way, it's really shiny so I'll give you another good satisfying look:

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Right? Thank you there Mr. Kringle. I always love participating in these kinds of activities and hope the rest of you do too! And, if I don't talk to you before it's 2024, have a safe and Happy New Year! Oh wait, one last thing - REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even when I'm naughty.

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Wanna find me on that other shit?

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Very nice! I am still waiting on mine too, so you shouldn't feel too bad!

Oh really? Might be from out of country then, I know some places take a few months.

Yeah, I think they were.

Very very cool brother. I knew all those goodies wouldn’t last long…
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Ha ha no they're all gone within 24 hours cept a few of the Andes.

That's a really nice cock !

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You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
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Holy s*** Santa sent you a big old box 💪

Aye was fun unwrapping all the things.

Oh my, wrong address. All's well that ends well with a sweet shiny Rooster! 🐓

One slick cock !LOLZ

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Merry belated we didn't get to Christmas this year because eh and (why I'm actually here) Happy NY Cyber Punk Ass 😎

Hope this one is only peaceful, easy and chill.

Sending hugs and stuff, Witty.

Have a blast ❣️💥

Pretty damn sweet stuff! Happy New Year!

Nice! I don't think this person was aiming to give you these hidden messages lol. But you know what they say, whoever fits the shoe, wears it?? Something like that lol.

I see you still have beautiful nails haha!

Wishing you and years a wonderful 2024, may it be filled with all things good!

!BBH

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Good neighbors are worth their weight in gold! And in this case, a bit of silver as well 😄

And all that dancing? Definitely the sugar. I'm surprised you didn't join them though. I know I would, if I received a cock like that! 🤣