Wait. At what point did you call the police. I feel you ommitted that. With all that frustration, you didn't? Pleasseee, you can be pretty calm and patient. Surely, I would never go into business with such a person. Two of them are ment, the stoopid gal and boy.

But wait oh...You're actually really skilled with crocheting oh. I would have placed an order (don't worry, I am a very lovely customer), but I stopped wearing bras last year. What other things can a gentleman like myself, you know, have you make?