(2/08/26 )FUNNY THINGS I BELIEVED AS A CHILD:LOH #300

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Childhood was fun and life was simple. All I had to do was believe every story my elders told me because ignorance they say is bliss. Here are some things I swallowed hook, line and sinker as a child living in the South southern part of Nigeria which made me cringe now:

  1. Satan is on the 'ground'.

I couldn't pick my edibles whenever it fell because I was told that Satan had already kissed it with his black lips.funny right?

  1. A touch could impregnate.

Ah, I was made to believe that a single touch from the opposite sex can impregnate me.

3 Adulthood is fun.

I grew up thinking that adulthood was all fun and games and a right to eat extra meat. But I have now realized that adulthood isn't a bed of roses.
It's filled with ups and downs.

4 I used to believe that people live inside television, and they're actually seeing me.
But on the other hand, I used to wonder how they got inside the TV screen.

5 Swallowing a seed would make a tree sprout in your stomach.

6 The Nigeria vs India Football Match.

They told us that our goalkeeper couldn't catch the ball because it kept changing from the face of a lion to a mighty ball of fire, therefore,the Indians won us with 99 goals to 1 goal.

Another story I believed was that, if you ever laugh at someone with disability, you'll give birth to a child with the same disability.

Well, I grew up to understand that, this was said in order to instill that spirit of empathy in me.
There are like a thousand and one silly stories I believed as child.
I could go on and on😆

Many of these stories were passed down to teach caution or good behavior, even though they aren't literally true.

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The stories you were told in your childhood are funny now that you describe them—as you say, even if they weren't true, they were a way to encourage good behavior. Thanks for sharing your experiences,
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I grew up to know that football match between Nigeria and India never happened.

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Satan's stories are cross-cultural! We were told "Licked by Satan," hahah, "kissed" sounds better I think, LOL. My parents also told me that making fun of people with special needs would give me children with the same needs. But it was actually kind of a KARMA lesson: whatever you do comes back to you, and whatever you put into life, you get in return.

Haha, some of these are really funny beliefs. My grandmother too had some crazy beliefs and for a long time I kept feeling that was all true. A touch could impregnate - this is what even I believed ;-)