LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/7/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/7/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-14-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-29-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-29-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 33 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@ieronimus21-2
@servelle23-4
@astym25-6
@yeckingo117
@akiraymd18
@subidu29-10
@sylmarill111
@efmm212-13
@manuvert114
@pepetoken115
@irvet216-17
@svanbo218-19
@ladyaryastark120
@zionic.leo221-22
@henruc223-24
@anonyvoter125
@astramar226-27
@iceledy228-29
@savvytester130
@edgerik131
@holovision.cash132
@amaari133

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 5 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym
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@astym, 33 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .

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@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(8/10)
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What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
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Congratulations for winning 33 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !HOPE !LUV !INDEED

@astym, @savvytester(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The world needs your light; don’t hide it."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(7/10)
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Please don't forget to join the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😏 !HOPE !LUV !INDEED

@astym, @savvytester(8/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. - C.S. Lewis"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE
!MEME

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!MEME

Where do cats go for fun?
An a-mews-ment park

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@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(5/10)
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What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
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Looks like you really !loved the win of 33 LOLZ, so you published "Thank you" twice in rapid succession under the latest LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤔🤯😆😅 !HOPE !INDEED

@astym, @savvytester(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. - C.S. Lewis"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

I always do this because it's not difficult for me🤣😘.
!LOLZ
!HUG
!HBIT

astym, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.903239, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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I wonder what you are referring to as "not difficult". 🤔🤯 Is it the fact that you can easily join the LOLZ burner raffle and win LOLZ, or the fact that you can easily type "thank you"? 🤯😆🤓

!WEIRD
!LUV
!INDEED

@astym, @savvytester(9/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. - Helen Keller"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

It's not hard for me to write "thank you" twice
!LOLZ
!INDEED

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(5/10)
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I really think that if you want to thank a person, you just need to publish "thank you" once as long as you know the person will be able to read it. 🤔🧘‍♂️🤗🤓 !HOPE !LUV !INDEED

@astym, @savvytester(6/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"A life full of love is a life well-lived."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx
  1. Why do you think so?
  2. Why should I do so?
  3. Why are we discussing this?
  4. Why should I do as someone else thinks?
    In my opinion, we are wasting our time, because the answer is: I like it this way today, tomorrow it may be different😁🤣😃
    !INDEED
    !LOLZ
    !HOPE

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.

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  1. Why do I always think that you are not quite a human person?
  • because you lack human emotions...
    And I spend time on that...

Some Hive users (especially those who I often talk with here) think of me as different, but you are the only one who told me that you think that I "am just an AI". 🤯 !WEIRD !INDEED !HOPE

!lol

What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.

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!lol

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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!lolz

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?

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!lolz

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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!lolz

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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!lolz

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

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!lol

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !HOPE

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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!lolz

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.

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!LOLZ

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

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(1/10)

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!LOLZ

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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(2/10)
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!HOPE that @svanbo doesn't miss joining the !LOLZ burner raffle again today! 🤗😅

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

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Here we go 😁
!LOLZ

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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Again 😆
!LOLZ

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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(1/10)
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!lolz

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

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(1/1)
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!lolz

I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.

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(3/10)
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!PIMP !LOLZ

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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More !LOLZ for burning.

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide

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!LOLZ 🤣

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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!LOLZ

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

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(3/10)
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!LOLZ

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ 😁

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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!LOLZ

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

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!LOLZ

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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!lolz

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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(1/6)
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!lolz

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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